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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Raiderhader 07:46 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Autobiography In Five Short Chapters

By Portia Nelson

Chapter 1

I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Chapter 2

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place
but, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.

Chapter 3

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in ... it's a habit.
my eyes are open
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.
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Raiderhader 07:48 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Autobiography In Five Short Chapters

By Portia Nelson

Chapter 1

I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Chapter 2

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place
but, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Chapter 3

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in ... it's a habit.
my eyes are open
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.

Chapter 4

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.
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Raiderhader 07:49 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Autobiography In Five Short Chapters

By Portia Nelson

Chapter 1

I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Chapter 2

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place
but, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Chapter 3

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in ... it's a habit.
my eyes are open
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Chapter 4

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

Chapter 5

I walk down another street.
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ChiliConCarnage 07:52 PM 04-30-2021
POMP EEIITTT!!
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lewdog 07:52 PM 04-30-2021
I don’t think the OP even likes sports.
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BigRedChief 07:54 PM 04-30-2021
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes
And steal your dreams
It’s Heaven and Hell
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scho63 08:08 PM 04-30-2021
Nick Bolton
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Kman34 08:09 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
Nick Bolton
CREED!!!!
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IowaHawkeyeChief 08:10 PM 04-30-2021
In the 2nd round Bolton and Creed...
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scho63 08:10 PM 04-30-2021
Creed Humphrey
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DaFace 08:35 PM 04-30-2021
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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Yosef_Malkovitch 08:38 PM 04-30-2021
Soon
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GloryDayz 08:42 PM 04-30-2021
How many now?
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Yosef_Malkovitch 08:45 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by GloryDayz:
How many now?
One more.
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Yosef_Malkovitch 08:47 PM 04-30-2021
810
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