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Hall of Classics>I’m leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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TLO 04:09 PM 04-30-2021
We're almost there!
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Easy 6 04:09 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Donger:
I've heard of Lemming and Motorhead. He's the one with all the growths all over his face, right? And, I think I know one song of theirs. Ace of Spades?

Tool, Prodigy and Peter Gabriel.

I believe it was Adam and the Ants circa 1985.
Fair enough, goody two shoes... and yes, Lemmy was one ugly sumbitch
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Donger 04:11 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
Fair enough, goody two shoes... and yes, Lemmy was one ugly sumbitch
If you're referring to the Adam Ant song of that name, that's on the album which turned me off his music.

This is more like it, or classical music:


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LiveSteam 04:12 PM 04-30-2021
My last 2 were Hagar and lead singer of Black Crows

Chris Crow sucked like nothing Ibe ever seen before and never want to see again.

Sammy was off the hook. Except for one thing.

We were front row. Rocking out. When this super hot chick asks me if she can get on my shoulders and take pics. On a scale of 1 through 10. I shit you not. She was a 12.

So she gets on my shoulders. We ended up kinda moving around the very front of the stage. Were rocking, were talking between songs. After 45 minutes or so Im thinking to myself. Im in like Flynn with this smoking hot girl.
Nope......Fucking drummers wife.
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Prison Bitch 04:18 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by TLO:
We're almost there!
You just know Bowser be locking this bitch at 999
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NinerDoug 04:21 PM 04-30-2021
726
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NinerDoug 04:22 PM 04-30-2021
727
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NinerDoug 04:22 PM 04-30-2021
728
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Easy 6 04:22 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Donger:
If you're referring to the Adam Ant song of that name, that's on the album which turned me off his music.

This is more like it, or classical music:

I loooved that song as a kid, kinda still do actually, its very catchy... give me an example of his music you actually liked if you don't mind, I'm not familiar with much of his work

Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
My last 2 were Hagar and lead singer of Black Crows

Chris Crow sucked like nothing Ibe ever seen before and never want to see again.

Sammy was off the hook. Except for one thing.

We were front row. Rocking out. When this super hot chick asks me if she can get on my shoulders and take pics. On a scale of 1 through 10. I shit you not. She was a 12.

So she gets on my shoulders. We ended up kinda moving around the very front of the stage. Were rocking, were talking between songs. After 45 minutes or so Im thinking to myself. Im in like Flynn with this smoking hot girl.
Nope......Fucking drummers wife.
:-) great story
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Perineum Ripper 04:37 PM 04-30-2021
We are going to make a 1000 posts in this mother fucker








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smithandrew051 04:39 PM 04-30-2021
I have a feeling this will get to 1000 then like 40 CPers will have their own explanation
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smithandrew051 04:40 PM 04-30-2021
Maybe he buried the answer under a giant “H”
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Hog's Gone Fishin 04:43 PM 04-30-2021

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Easy 6 04:44 PM 04-30-2021

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Ming the Merciless 04:45 PM 04-30-2021

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