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The Franchise 10:23 AM 04-28-2022
We'll probably move around a lot more but I'm only projecting one trade up right now.

Chiefs trade #29, #103 and a 2023 4th round pick to the Patriots for pick #21
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1 (21) - George Karlaftis, DE, Purdue - Day one starter at DE. Obviously has a higher floor and a lower ceiling but I think if you maximize his potential....he's an 8-10 sack per year SDE.

1 (30) - Kyler Gordon, CB, Washington - He's a perfect fit for what Spags wants his CBs to be. I think he'll surprise everyone and start from day 1. Gordon and Fenton on the outside with Snead in the slot.

2 (50) - Travis Jones, DT, UConn
2 (62) - Jalen Tolbert, WR, South Alabama
3 (94) - Josh Williams, CB, Fayetville State
4 (121) - JT Woods, S, Baylor
4 (135) - Erik Ezukanma, WR, Texas Tech
7 (234) - James Houston IV, LB/DE, Jackson State
7 (243) - Gerrit Prince, TE, UAB
7 (251) - Ryan Van Dermark, OT, UConn
7 (260) - Shermari Jones, RB, Coastal Carolina

Karlaftis is your starter at DE with Houston being a chess piece that you can move around. I think we still sign that veteran DE after the draft to round out that defensive end group.
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O.city 10:59 AM 04-28-2022
Can't out run a bad diet
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DJ's left nut 11:00 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
I married the organizer and life partner.

Get the tits and ass elsewhere.

Get with the program
So THAT'S why dentists only hire hot hygienists...

Is there a fucking store y'all go to to pick up solid 8s who seem shockingly attainable?
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The Franchise 11:00 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15:
This thread is about 3 posts away from re-starting the Mock Porn Star Draft from like 2016.
I blame O.city's grumpy ass.
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staylor26 11:00 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
Can't out run a bad diet
Hello Fresh is great. Gets her to cook and eat fairly healthy.
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O.city 11:01 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
So THAT'S why dentists only hire hot hygienists...

Is there a ****ing store y'all go to to pick up solid 8s who seem shockingly attainable?
They come to us. We're a lonely very easily duped lot of guys.
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OnTheWarpath15 11:01 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by The Franchise:
I blame O.city's grumpy ass.
I mean, he's a dentist. You'd be grumpy too if your hands were in the mouths of Southwest Missouri's finest all day, err day.
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DJ's left nut 11:03 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by staylor26:
Luckily one of the positives of social media is that younger women almost all work out these days.
Lemme tell you about the most terrifying conversation I've ever had.

"So...it's Christmas and you've been talking about how hard it is to find time to get to the gym. Do you...uh...want me to get you one of those mirror things for a home gym?"

She was either going to love the idea or murder me where I stood.

It worked out. Bet man you'd better be real careful reading the room there.

Side note - that thing really is great. I even enjoyed it before I broke my shoulder and got out of the habit. But she hasn't missed a workout since we got it (January of 2021) and depending on how hard you push yourself, you can really kick your own ass.
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The Franchise 11:03 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15:
I mean, he's a dentist. You'd be grumpy too if your hands were in the mouths of Southwest Missouri's finest all day, err day.
It's nobodies fault but his own. Missouri isn't the only state that has missing teeth.
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Chris Meck 11:03 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by The Franchise:
I blame O.city's grumpy ass.
Debbie Downer's about to bust a chubby.

:-)
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The Franchise 11:04 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Lemme tell you about the most terrifying conversation I've ever had.

"So...it's Christmas and you've been talking about how hard it is to find time to get to the gym. Do you...uh...want me to get you one of those mirror things for a home gym?"

She was either going to love the idea or murder me where I stood.

It worked out. Bet man you'd better be real careful reading the room there.

Side note - that thing really is great. I even enjoyed it before I broke my shoulder and got out of the habit. But she hasn't missed a workout since we got it (January of 2021) and depending on how hard you push yourself, you can really kick your own ass.
Those things are outrageously expensive....but I did get my wife a Peloton.
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TambaBerry 11:04 AM 04-28-2022
I'm really liking JT Woods hoping we can get him if we don't take a safety earlier
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staylor26 11:05 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Lemme tell you about the most terrifying conversation I've ever had.

"So...it's Christmas and you've been talking about how hard it is to find time to get to the gym. Do you...uh...want me to get you one of those mirror things for a home gym?"

She was either going to love the idea or murder me where I stood.

It worked out. Bet man you'd better be real careful reading the room there.

Side note - that thing really is great. I even enjoyed it before I broke my shoulder and got out of the habit. But she hasn't missed a workout since we got it (January of 2021) and depending on how hard you push yourself, you can really kick your own ass.
:-) That’s great. Glad that didn’t go sideways for you!
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DJ's left nut 11:06 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by The Franchise:
Those things are outrageously expensive....but I did get my wife a Peloton.
It wasn't any more expensive than the peleton if I recall. Or at least not prohibitively so. Something like 750 vs 900 I think?

The nice thing is it doesn't take up space. I mean we could've gotten rid of the treadmill but I need that stupid thing to put the damn rottweiler on when he won't calm the hell down and it's raining or cold outside. Damn spaz dog will sprint around the house then go jump on the thing and stare at me until I set it to an incline and run him for 5 miles.
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Chris Meck 11:06 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by TambaBerry:
I'm really liking JT Woods hoping we can get him if we don't take a safety earlier
yeah, that's the one! That guy!
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DJ's left nut 11:07 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by Chris Meck:
yeah, that's the one! That guy!
Also in my 'what I want' draft.
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