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Frazod 08:15 AM 09-11-2005
OMFG - after staying up until 4:00 a.m. farting around on the computer, I was rudely awakened by the burglar alarm about ten minutes ago. Grabbed the .38 and charged downstairs to find the door to the garage slightly ajar. Cocked the .38, pulled the door open. Nothing there.

My wife hadn't checked to make sure the door was closed when she activated the alarm, and one of the cats had pawed the door open. It's happened before. :-)

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a f#cking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor. :-)

Shit.

:-)

So I've had four hours of sleep, my ears are still ringing from the alarm and the gunshot, I just shot up my own f#cking house, and no way am I going to be able to go back to sleep now.

Sure hope my day improves with a Chiefs victory.

That is all.

:-)
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Mecca 08:17 AM 09-11-2005
You have a panty door? Hm, what happens in there?
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Frazod 08:19 AM 09-11-2005
Originally Posted by Mecca:
You have a panty door? Hm, what happens in there?
Nice typo. :-)
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Mecca 08:20 AM 09-11-2005
You know if the Chiefs play really well today, you may have to shoot a hole in the wall before every game. You know for good luck.
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Frazod 08:21 AM 09-11-2005
Originally Posted by Mecca:
You know if the Chiefs play really well today, you may have to shoot a hole in the wall before every game. You know for good luck.
I think we may have to take turns on that one. :-)
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bringbackmarty 08:46 AM 09-11-2005
Originally Posted by Mecca:
You have a panty door? Hm, what happens in there?
maybe it was a panty drawer he shot through?
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KC Jones 08:17 AM 09-11-2005
Now don't go running off half-cocked...

oops too late :-)
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teedubya 08:17 AM 09-11-2005
'Hole'y shit.
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headsnap 08:19 AM 09-11-2005
put your morning coffee on a nice lace doiley and everything will be ok Martha...
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RealSNR 08:18 AM 09-11-2005
Now why did you shoot a hole in your wall? That was a silly thing to do.
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Hammock Parties 08:19 AM 09-11-2005
IT'S AN OMEN!
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elvomito 08:22 AM 09-11-2005
those freaking shadows on the wall creep me out too... i used a shotgun last time
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Simplex3 08:24 AM 09-11-2005
I have to say, if you would have shot the cat and/or wife you could have fixed the problem permanantly.

A warning shot might be warranted, though.
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alanm 01:12 AM 12-06-2005
We never did hear what happened to the rest of the story. Did Tim's wife take his weapon away. :-)
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1adam1238 08:24 AM 09-11-2005
Get your wife to give you a blow job....that should change the karma.
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