Announcer: Introducing the draft pick for the New York Giants we have MISTER New York! You know him, you love him. I present former President Donald J. Trump!
(Donald Trump steps to the microphone.)
I'm glad to be here and announce this pick. I'm really good at picking football players. I used to own a team in New Jersey, probably a better team than the New York Giants. They're also in Jersey, you know. But my team, the New Jersey Generals, was a great, great team. Won a bunch of championships. Probably a better team than any team playing right now, except maybe that team with the Mahomes guy. You're not going to beat that guy.
My team had Doug Flutie at quarterback. Short guy. But good. Really short. And of course we had Herschel Walker. Technically, I think I still own Herschel, but I'm probably not supposed to say that. He should be a senator right now. Would have done a great job. I don't want to get into what's happening in Georgia right now.
But anyway, I guess I'm supposed to make a pick here. (Looks at paper.) This is a good pick. Probably the best guy in the whole draft. Way better than that guy the Falcons took. What a bum. What's that guy's name? Terry something? No one knows what the hell is going on down there in Georgia.
I guess I'm supposed to make the pick now, so I'll make it. Good pick, really good pick. The New York Giants select Cam Smith, CB, South Carolina. [Reply]
I've gotta figure out a way to get Dak into the upper level of the NFC this year. To do that, we need more weapons to go along with Lamb. I could really go for some DL depth and future replacement for Lawrence as he's getting old and expensive, but is a WR I like here. However, I consider this guy to be one of the better prospects in the draft so I'm gonna go with
Originally Posted by O.city:
I've gotta figure out a way to get Dak into the upper level of the NFC this year. To do that, we need more weapons to go along with Lamb. I could really go for some DL depth and future replacement for Lawrence as he's getting old and expensive, but is a WR I like here. However, I consider this guy to be one of the better prospects in the draft so I'm gonna go with
Michael Mayer, TE Notre Dame
Fixed. Don't forget to bold your picks noob! :-) [Reply]
After scoring only 10 points at home against Cincinnati to get bounced in the playoffs, McDefense decides he needs to placate the fans with a top pick on offense.
With the 27th pick, in this 2023 Mock Draft, the Buffalo Bills select Jalin Hyatt, WR, Tennessee. [Reply]
Originally Posted by staylor26:
Ugh I would hate this. Great value. I was prepared to take him for the Packers but Rain Man showed up and picked for Direckshun last min.
Originally Posted by staylor26:
Ugh I would hate this. Great value. I was prepared to take him for the Packers but Rain Man showed up and picked for Direckshun last min.
Originally Posted by staylor26:
Ugh I would hate this. Great value. I was prepared to take him for the Packers but Rain Man showed up and picked for Direckshun last min.