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Nzoner's Game Room>Just how much cosmetic surgery has Tom Brady had?
Hammock Parties 10:20 PM 08-09-2017
Kinda creepy.

Looks like the first major job was in year four, when he got that nose fixed. Around then it looks like he also got veneers, and 3 or 4 years later hair implants. Something going on with the jawline, too.


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lewdog 03:14 PM 10-07-2018
Can we get an update on Brady's head-shot this year Clay?
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Hammock Parties 03:20 PM 10-07-2018
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Can we get an update on Brady's head-shot this year Clay?
Definitely something weird going on.

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2018:


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WhiteWhale 03:24 PM 10-07-2018
Yeah. Lighting and a different haircut.

What are you on about?
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Pablo 03:27 PM 10-07-2018
All that son-tonguin' has kept him looking youthful.
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lewdog 03:28 PM 10-07-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Definitely something weird going on.

2017:



2018:

He's using Gisele's makeup now. My God!!!
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Hammock Parties 03:29 PM 10-07-2018
It's hard to say without better pictures but I'd say his hair transplant finally took 100%, botox injections in the forehead and he had some work done around the eyes.
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JohnnyHammersticks 03:35 PM 10-07-2018
I don't see any evidence of facial surgery, but he's been to Bosley for at least one round of follicle relocation for sure.
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ThaVirus 03:38 PM 10-07-2018
If I had more money than I could ever spend in my lifetime I'd get hairline restoration surgery as well.

Women have like fifty-six different things they can do to boost their appearance. Meanwhile us bros can basically just grow a beard (not all of us can), dress sharp and make a lot of money.
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Pablo 03:39 PM 10-07-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
It's hard to say without better pictures but I'd say his hair transplant finally took 100%, botox injections in the forehead and he had some work done around the eyes.
Word on the street is Tom has his kid teabag his eye-socket for a couple of hours after a long, passionate kiss goodnight. The soft scrotum skin with a little weight helps keeps his eyes looking and feeling young.
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htismaqe 03:40 PM 10-07-2018
Originally Posted by Pablo:
after a long, passionate kiss goodnight
From his teenage son...
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Hammock Parties 03:44 PM 10-07-2018
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Word on the street is Tom has his kid teabag his eye-socket for a couple of hours after a long, passionate kiss goodnight. The soft scrotum skin with a little weight helps keeps his eyes looking and feeling young.
Tom collects dead skin shavings, bodily secretions and dried sweat from his offspring's epidermal crevices fortnightly, distills the mixture into a fine powder and brews a musky tea from the result. Sometimes he'll garnish with a light dusting of toenail clippings from his youngest.

The youthful endorphins and anti-toxins within keep his body's immune system functioning at heretofore unheard of levels in a middle-aged man.
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Bowser 03:47 PM 10-07-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Definitely something weird going on.

2017:



2018:

HELLO I AM DIETER WELCOME TO SPROCKETS
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Hammock Parties 12:56 PM 07-21-2019
WHAT THE FUCK


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ThyKingdomCome15 01:05 PM 07-21-2019
Looks like he just lost weight, boys.
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smithandrew051 01:05 PM 07-21-2019
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
WHAT THE FUCK

That’s not him, is it? That looks like a completely different person
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