Looks like the first major job was in year four, when he got that nose fixed. Around then it looks like he also got veneers, and 3 or 4 years later hair implants. Something going on with the jawline, too.
Originally Posted by Dayze:
Look, Tom got a butt-hole on his chin!
I saw that exactly once, and legitimately the ONLY thing I remember about the entire movie, aside from Jim Carrey being in it, is him taking a dump in his neighbor's front yard. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
When the man known as Tom Brady accidentally became a media sensation, the Illuminati had him replaced with a look alike who would be far more marketable to the public, in order to extract the maximum from his life in the public eye.
See, that's why Tom Brady 2.0 lost a bunch of Super Bowls...he wasn't really as good as the original Tom Brady. Sure the league tried to prop him up with Randy Moss and deflated footballs and all that bullshit, but it was never enough. Because he wasn't the REAL Tom Brady.
The REAL Tom Brady would never have gotten his ass kicked by the Giants defense.
The original Tom Brady is bald with a beer gut and coaching HS football somewhere. But he has that one original Super Bowl ring...the one he actually earned. The only one that actually counts.
This is why Peyton Manning > Tom Brady. Because this whole time, it was the original Peyton Manning. Because the Illuminati would NEVER have picked this guy as their first choice for a media darling spotlight:
So they probably tried to replace Manning but he already had an NFL family and a huge following from his college days, so it was going to be a lot harder.
Brady was just some nobody who accidentally became a media sensation overnight. The perfect Manchurian candidate to resurrect a struggling Patriots franchise and milk the northeast for decades to come...
Still less crazy than every TacoJohn thread. [Reply]
