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Nzoner's Game Room>Just how much cosmetic surgery has Tom Brady had?
Hammock Parties 10:20 PM 08-09-2017
Kinda creepy.

Looks like the first major job was in year four, when he got that nose fixed. Around then it looks like he also got veneers, and 3 or 4 years later hair implants. Something going on with the jawline, too.


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'Hamas' Jenkins 10:22 PM 08-09-2017
His nose looks the same to me.
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Nickhead 10:22 PM 08-09-2017
pic 11 is morten anderson, seriously, that can't be brady, the adams apple is different. :-)
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listopencil 10:26 PM 08-09-2017
He's not doing surgery. He's just slowly becoming one with Neil Patrick Harris.
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Baby Lee 10:39 PM 08-09-2017
Originally Posted by Nickhead:
pic 11 is morten anderson daniel tosh, seriously, that can't be brady, the adams apple is different. :-)

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scho63 10:42 PM 08-09-2017
He's had no plastic surgery but he sure has gone up and down with his weight. He looks like a real fat fuck in picture #3 !!! :-):-):-)
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WhiteWhale 10:55 PM 08-09-2017
Christ, do a year to year timelapse of me since I was 22 and you'd think I had plastic surgery.
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BlackOp 11:18 PM 08-09-2017
Pic 4 is when the aliens replaced him with a replicant...Pick 9 in when he was ushered in to the Luciferian elite cult.
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WhiteWhale 11:33 PM 08-09-2017
Originally Posted by BlackOp:
Pic 4 is when the aliens replaced him with a replicant...Pick 9 in when he was ushered in to the Luciferian elite cult.
Is that the same cult led by Jim Carey, or is there an east coast branch?

(seriously, nobody is going to get that.)
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srvy 11:35 PM 08-09-2017
Originally Posted by Nickhead:
pic 11 is morten anderson, seriously, that can't be brady, the adams apple is different. :-)
I think its just from the amount of brogurt he happened to swallow before the pics were taken.
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suzzer99 11:37 PM 08-09-2017
PEDs can puff up your face pretty bad.
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Hammock Parties 11:41 PM 08-09-2017
Originally Posted by BlackOp:
Pic 4 is when the aliens replaced him with a replicant...
When the man known as Tom Brady accidentally became a media sensation, the Illuminati had him replaced with a look alike who would be far more marketable to the public, in order to extract the maximum from his life in the public eye.

See, that's why Tom Brady 2.0 lost a bunch of Super Bowls...he wasn't really as good as the original Tom Brady. Sure the league tried to prop him up with Randy Moss and deflated footballs and all that bullshit, but it was never enough. Because he wasn't the REAL Tom Brady.

The REAL Tom Brady would never have gotten his ass kicked by the Giants defense.

The original Tom Brady is bald with a beer gut and coaching HS football somewhere. But he has that one original Super Bowl ring...the one he actually earned. The only one that actually counts.

This is why Peyton Manning > Tom Brady. Because this whole time, it was the original Peyton Manning. Because the Illuminati would NEVER have picked this guy as their first choice for a media darling spotlight:



So they probably tried to replace Manning but he already had an NFL family and a huge following from his college days, so it was going to be a lot harder.

Brady was just some nobody who accidentally became a media sensation overnight. The perfect Manchurian candidate to resurrect a struggling Patriots franchise and milk the northeast for decades to come...
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Nickhead 11:52 PM 08-09-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
When the man known as Tom Brady accidentally became a media sensation, the Illuminati had him replaced with a look alike who would be far more marketable to the public, in order to extract the maximum from his life in the public eye.

See, that's why Tom Brady 2.0 lost a bunch of Super Bowls...he wasn't really as good as the original Tom Brady. Sure the league tried to prop him up with Randy Moss and deflated footballs and all that bullshit, but it was never enough. Because he wasn't the REAL Tom Brady.

The REAL Tom Brady would never have gotten his ass kicked by the Giants defense.

The original Tom Brady is bald with a beer gut and coaching HS football somewhere. But he has that one original Super Bowl ring...the one he actually earned. The only one that actually counts.

This is why Peyton Manning > Tom Brady. Because this whole time, it was the original Peyton Manning. Because the Illuminati would NEVER have picked this guy as their first choice for a media darling spotlight:



So they probably tried to replace Manning but he already had an NFL family and a huge following from his college days, so it was going to be a lot harder.

Brady was just some nobody who accidentally became a media sensation overnight. The perfect Manchurian candidate to resurrect a struggling Patriots franchise and milk the northeast for decades to come...
was the real brady the one that played the season of 9/11? because i have already detailed the illuminati's symbolism with the drew bledsoe injury :-)
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BlackOp 12:56 AM 08-10-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
When the man known as Tom Brady accidentally became a media sensation, the Illuminati had him replaced with a look alike who would be far more marketable to the public, in order to extract the maximum from his life in the public eye.

See, that's why Tom Brady 2.0 lost a bunch of Super Bowls...he wasn't really as good as the original Tom Brady. Sure the league tried to prop him up with Randy Moss and deflated footballs and all that bullshit, but it was never enough. Because he wasn't the REAL Tom Brady.

The REAL Tom Brady would never have gotten his ass kicked by the Giants defense.

The original Tom Brady is bald with a beer gut and coaching HS football somewhere. But he has that one original Super Bowl ring...the one he actually earned. The only one that actually counts.

This is why Peyton Manning > Tom Brady. Because this whole time, it was the original Peyton Manning. Because the Illuminati would NEVER have picked this guy as their first choice for a media darling spotlight:



So they probably tried to replace Manning but he already had an NFL family and a huge following from his college days, so it was going to be a lot harder.

Brady was just some nobody who accidentally became a media sensation overnight. The perfect Manchurian candidate to resurrect a struggling Patriots franchise and milk the northeast for decades to come...
Have you ever seen the difference in the size of Manning's forehead..and how it grew since his high school photo...He's a replicant too...just much, much more Satanic.

CHunt is an alien imposter too...no human would have hair like that.
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kjwood75nro 03:12 AM 08-10-2017
Originally Posted by listopencil:
He's not doing surgery. He's just slowly becoming one with Daniel Tosh.
Fixed.
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