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Munson 06:35 AM 07-24-2021
I'm pretty sure this guy is a forum member. :-)

https://nypost.com/2021/07/23/man-ne...-masturbating/

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‘Right-handed man’ almost masturbates to death: medical case study

By Ben CostJuly 23, 2021 | 9:30am | Updated


This fellow redefined “mind-blowing sex” after he suffered a life-threatening stroke while repeatedly masturbating. Now, medical experts are saying he’s lucky he escaped the ultimate unhappy ending.

The unnamed “51-year-old right-handed man” from Japan admittedly enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day, according to the new case study published in the medical Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases.

However, one explosive self-love session went awry when, after climaxing, the serial stroker was struck down by “thunderclap” headaches and severe vomiting.

Unnerved by the unsexy symptoms, the man rushed himself to Nagoya City University Hospital, where he was found to have low blood pressure and confusion — two telltale signs of a cerebrovascular accident, according to the medical case study.

Emergency medical technicians suspected he had a stroke while stroking — and a subsequent CT scan confirmed that the man had indeed suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage (SAH), a potentially fatal type of stroke sparked by ruptured blood vessels in the space surrounding the brain.

Prior case studies have reported that sex — including the autoerotic variety — “was the immediate preceding activity before a ruptured aneurysm in up to 14 percent of patients,” according to clinical neuropsychologist Dr. Amee Baird, author of “Sex in the Brain: How Your Brain Controls Your Sex Life” (Columbia University Press, 2020). The risk of death by sex-induced stroke can be compounded by taking cocaine or Viagra before the act.

The man survived his near-fatal orgasm ordeal and was released from the hospital within two weeks in excellent condition, according to doctors.

However, he should thank his lucky stars he didn’t achieve the opposite of a happy ending, as a ruptured brain aneurysm causes “death in 40 percent of cases,” Baird reported. Meanwhile, two-thirds of survivors are left with serious neurological deficits.

This isn’t the first time someone has suffered a vascular mishap during an act of self-gratification. In 2016, a Bronx hospital worker allegedly died of a heart attack while masturbating to porn at work, according to police sources.

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Holladay 01:33 PM 07-24-2021
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within two weeks in excellent condition
I wonder what he is up to now?
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Holladay 01:34 PM 07-24-2021
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I guess we should add this to the "most dangerous things that are completely legal" thread.
BEAT me to it.
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Iconic 01:54 PM 07-24-2021
At least now we know what Ubeja has been up to these days
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Rain Man 02:00 PM 07-24-2021
Originally Posted by FAX:
Japanese dude has a strong masturbation game.

FAX

My impression is that Japanese women are cute and inaccessible, so it makes sense.
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burt 02:20 PM 07-24-2021
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5h...&feature=share

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T-post Tom 03:00 PM 07-24-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
My impression is that Japanese women are cute and inaccessible, so it makes sense.
Your impression is accurate. Although the “inaccessible” aspect is not difficult to overcome. Not unlike traveling to Vietnam on a ship. :-)
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FlaChief58 04:17 PM 07-24-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
My impression is that Japanese women are cute and inaccessible, so it makes sense.
I can tell you from my time in Japan that the women there are not inaccessible.
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suzzer99 05:29 PM 07-24-2021
Seems like sticking to low-intensity masturbation is the correct play.
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Rain Man 05:36 PM 07-24-2021
Originally Posted by T-post Tom:
Your impression is accurate. Although the “inaccessible” aspect is not difficult to overcome. Not unlike traveling to Vietnam on a ship. :-)
Originally Posted by FlaChief58:
I can tell you from my time in Japan that the women there are not inaccessible.
Pics or ... well, I don't want you to leave even if there are no pics, so I can't finish the threat. So just ... pics, please.
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eDave 05:37 PM 07-24-2021
Originally Posted by suzzer99:
Seems like sticking to low-intensity masturbation is the correct play.
Slow and steady for a proper sauce.
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REDHOTGTO 05:55 PM 07-24-2021
man ya gotta pace yourself
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tyecopeland 06:09 PM 07-24-2021
Originally Posted by Holladay:
I wonder what he is up to now?
Let's find out.

Carcosa! What have you been up to?
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cabletech94 07:08 PM 07-24-2021
Originally Posted by tyecopeland:
Let's find out.

Carcosa! What have you been up to?
Ha ha!! It is implied that carcosa spanks the monkey quite often!! Ha ha!!
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Sannyasi 09:49 PM 07-24-2021
He couldn't tell if he was coming or going.
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BigRedChief 10:04 PM 07-24-2021
From 1875
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