I'm so broke I had to sell my cockroaches.
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I do everything on my credit card for the points and I pay my balance in full every single month. The B word isn't even in my vocabulary because it will never happen barring some extremely bad medical condition.
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I'm so broke I couldn't afford to fuck my sister, she's a high dollar ho.
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You could probably afford R8ers' wife though
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Or daughter.

(I keed, I keed. Please don't call me a pedo or I might leave forever.)
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I think this comment just pushed me over the edge. This is bullshit modding at it's worst. Not only am I not leaving forever, but I'm also filing a lawsuit.
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You should probably grab a shotgun then.
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I didn't think he could afford the daughter because of her porn background
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I did find a coupon in the thrifty nickel...
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Thread of the year
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Wow, there appears to be a lot of jealousy of the guy who has no debt in this thread.
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exactly.
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No, it's more about people being annoyed by him constantly patting himself on the back for it. I could give a fuck less about anyone's financial situation around here, and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck about mine.
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Nah. Just tired of his 1543rd post on the subject. It's cool for me though. I've harvested his personal information and have 7 credit cards coming to me in his name. Party, bitches!!!
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