The Phins fleeced Houston, but then they completely fucked up their draft capital.

Tua over Herbert is a Trubisky-like blunder.
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The balance of power in the AFC is going to be completely shaken by this. Buffalo now has a lot more competition twice a year.
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Miami’s current overall talent level looks to be on par with last year’s Houston team that went 4-12 despite Watson putting up huge stats.
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Does Miami have any good massage parlors?
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Robert Kraft says there is a good one about an hour down the coast.
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That type of setup is probably too consensual for Watson.
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Blow Job Bob Kraft has a rolodex of massage parlor recommendations in South Florida.
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The Handjobbit
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To give up any high draft picks for Watson at this stage of the game, let alone multiples, is beyond madness. Until Watson's legal troubles are resolved, any team taking a chance on him has to be either loaded with draft capital or just plain stupid. Miami?? Yeah, right, let's go from an aging backup and a failed (jury still out) 1st rounder to a guy that will be tied up in court for the next umpteen years. I'd bet we could sell a lightly used SOC bnner to the Fins fans.
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I would have to think that theres a "if" clause. Like "if" he never plays another down, they get x picks back/compensated.
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I bet we could rehab him and flip him for a pick.
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This ain't a 76 Monte Carlo
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So we're going to trade a pick in order to rehab him and then hopefully trade him for a higher pick after a year? That seems dumb.
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A little attempt at humor from the idea of trading for Tua.
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If Tua was available for a 3rd or less I grab him.

People are burying him way too early. He should not have even played last year.

And he makes a great backup option. If someone gets desperate we can turn around and cash in the investment but be fine with keeping him as a young, talented backup.
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