Do you put out?
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I was getting ready to offer a complimentary blowjob with the tickets just to get them gone but someone finally bought them.
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Glad you unloaded them, though sorry it wasn't for what you wanted out of them.
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Meh. I jumped the gun and bought 2 for my uncle and aunt without asking them first. My fault.
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DAMNIT I WAS JUST GETTING READY TO OFFER YOU FACE VALUE FOR THEM
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FACE VALUE + $10!
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Glad you unloaded them, ST. Who would have ever thought you'd get saddled with playoff tickets to the first game of our new franchise QB? Fucking snow.
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Probably got a few cheeseburgers for them
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Are these tickets for paradise?
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