You can close your eyes around a cat. You just can't dip your junk in a can of tuna fish and then lay around the house nekkid with your eyes closed. That way lies madness . . .
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The last single guy I know on CP who professed to be a cat lover and own cats got permanently banned for losing his shit fighting everyone, getting banned, created mults, got banned again and no longer is a poster.

Single dudes who own cats are weird. :-)
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Really? I dont have that experience. Their saliva doesn't really make a smell on you. Its why they are able to bathe themselves. My only real complaint with dogs is they smell and pant and lick you like crazy. Their drool is nasty. A well trained dog shouldn't but Ive learned every owner thinks their dog is well trained yet it will attack you, constantly lick you, nip at your toes and shoelaces, jump up on you and just bother you repeatedly mainly because its just excited. I like dogs, just not untrained dogs which as a visitor Ive noticed is most.
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The reason you even like cats in the first place is because of a parasite in your brain
Your brain is home to millions of protozoa, but one in particular, called Toxoplasma gondii, manipulates your behavior to force you to like cats.

This parasite, which lives in 30 to 50 percent of the world's human brains, can only reproduce in the digestive tracts of cats. And, like many living things, it wants to continue surviving, so it has to continue reproducing. But if it lives in human brains, how can it reproduce? Enter cats.

Scientists studied the behavior of T. gondii in the brain of a rodent, an animal normally petrified by cats, and uncovered extraordinary results.

T. gondii manipulated a rodent's brain to remove the rodent's fear of cats, slow the rodent's reaction time, and made the rodent attracted to the smell of cat piss. Now, the newly-brave, manipulated rat thinks it can befriend its mortal enemy, and it can't. The rat still gets eaten.

As Vice put it:

"The fact that a parasite has learned to sneak into brains, hack some biochemical wiring, and effectively reverse a deep-seated, primordial fear that’s been beaten into the inherited psyche of every living rodent is, in a word, bonkers."
Yes. Yes it is. And T. gondii does the same to you. It deludes you into loving cats.

https://www.elitedaily.com/women/cat...ly-suck/709388

Too lazy to fact check but it supports my argument that cats suck.
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Domesticated dogs rarely attack people.
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It isn't that they are untrained. It is that they know you are beta to them so they are fucking with you.
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FYI: dog saliva is cleaner than human's.
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FYI: You are wrong.

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/he...r-than-humans/
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"In fact, dogs have more than 600 different types of bacteria in their mouths, which is a similar number to the 615 and counting types of bacteria Harvard researchers have found in human mouths. "

so slightly cleaner. But 15 more is 15 more.
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The number of types has nothing to do with the cleanliness.
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Why am I even here then? :-)
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:-)
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It seems that single male cat ownership is often paired with a mullet. Did NOT see that coming.
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Based off your DC posts, this is not surprising. :-)
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