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Nzoner's Game Room>Frank Clark no longer fucking sucks
TwistedChief 09:30 PM 07-30-2022
Ok, guys. Frank has stopped drinking and is serious about this season. I can’t stop drinking for more than 8hrs at a time so Clark’s abstinence is notable and impressive. He and Andy had a heart to heart, shared some cheeseburgers (Frank is probably now also vegan and went Impossible Burger), chugged some Mr. Pibb, and came to an understanding.

Watch his presser from today. It’s probably one of the most real and honest things I’ve seen from a player. If you’re rooting against Frank Clark after that you’re probably either repressing some demons in your life or are related to Red Dawg.

This is a safe space to celebrate Frank Clark this season. 8 sack minimum. Let’s build this guy up rather than choosing to spend the season breaking him down.

Join me on the Shark bandwagon. There’s blood in the water.

And the obligatory: keep doubting Frank fucking Clark.
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TwistedChief 05:45 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Clark just doesn't have anything left. Because he still fucking sucks.
You’re welcome to take the under on 7.5 sacks like everyone else.
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ReynardMuldrake 06:13 PM 08-09-2022
Imagine having to talk to a Mormon about your drinking problem.

Frank: "Once I start drinking, coach, things get all fucked up inside. I'm just not the same guy when I'm sober. You know what I mean, coach?"

Andy: *blank stare*
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wazu 07:20 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by ReynardMuldrake:
Imagine having to talk to a Mormon about your drinking problem.

Frank: "Once I start drinking, coach, things get all fucked up inside. I'm just not the same guy when I'm sober. You know what I mean, coach?"

Andy: *blank stare*
Pretty sure Andy has plenty of experience with having that conversation.
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RealSNR 07:21 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
You’re welcome to take the under on 7.5 sacks like everyone else.
Sign me up for that shit.
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BossChief 07:24 PM 08-09-2022
I wonder if Frank and Britt used to get drunk together.
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raybec 4 07:37 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by wazu:
Pretty sure Andy has plenty of experience with having that conversation.
I was just thinking that. Plus all the heroin and coke he sent his kids to rehab for. I doubt Frank Clark would be any better at surprising Andy Reid with tales of drunkenness than he is at sacking quarterbacks.
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TwistedChief 07:39 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Sign me up for that shit.
Sure. How much?
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RealSNR 07:42 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
Sure. How much?
I'm not much of a gambler, and usually stick to avatar/sig bets. But if you want something more valuable, I'll go in for $20.
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mlyonsd 07:42 PM 08-09-2022
The season can't start quick enough.
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Hammock Parties 07:43 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Sign me up for that shit.

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TwistedChief 07:53 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
I'm not much of a gambler, and usually stick to avatar/sig bets. But if you want something more valuable, I'll go in for $20.
I'm more than happy to do whatever you'd like, sir.
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wazu 08:11 PM 08-09-2022
I would take that bet but I just can't bet against Chiefs. If Clark shocks me and plays not shitty I want to feel only good about it.
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IowaHawkeyeChief 08:21 PM 08-09-2022
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
You’re welcome to take the under on 7.5 sacks like everyone else besides IowaHawkeyeChief and I.
FYP
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PAChiefsGuy 11:27 PM 08-09-2022
Frank Clark is trash. I'll take the under all day.

Anyone who wants to do a bet on this lmk.
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Chiefnj2 05:46 AM 08-10-2022
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
god damn look at those abs, 30 sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Clark goes over the sack amount his doubters should have to go to a regular season game wearing a replica of that outfit. Where does one get a Weathertech vest?
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