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Hall of Classics>The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR
Pasta Little Brioni 09:33 PM 07-31-2014
The countdown and butt hurt continues as SNR, the unnamed listmaker, and I are on a mission to finish this thing.

Original thread (101-58).... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...osters+of+2014

57-34... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....30&postcount=3

33-21... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...31&postcount=4

20-13... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=13

12. Dane McCloud
Spoiler!


11. Pestilence
Spoiler!


10. htismaqe
Spoiler!


9. Rausch
Spoiler!


8. Bowser
Spoiler!


7. Simply Red
Spoiler!


6. milkman
Spoiler!


5. Mr. Flopnuts
Spoiler!


4. SNR
Spoiler!


3. 'Hamas' Jenkins
Spoiler!


2. Rain Man
Spoiler!

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DeezNutz 11:19 PM 12-29-2014
The "roast" of The Talking Can was right on point because he flies under the radar. Great fucking poster who is funny as shit, and SNR did a great job of bringing these elements into the light.

Hamas is justly ranked. No question. But there could have been a true roast, and it could have been fucking epic. Epic. But the problem is that Hamas has teeth, and he bites back, so I admit that I was looking forward to his potential response as much as I was to the original roast.

And these are the types of exchanges that make CP what it is, and these are the types of back-and-forths that separate the men from the sperm the shower water sweeps down the drain.
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TLO 11:22 PM 12-29-2014
Originally Posted by Direckshun:
Love doesn't get you on the list.

Only hate can make you someone on this board.
Clay is my introverted home boy from the mean streets of KC
SAUTO is like a father figure or some shit.
Same could be said for Flopnuts.
Simply Red - what a great guy all around.
SNR- top notch football takes
Dicky Elephant or whatever he is named now - same as SNR

I know there's more I'm forgetting, but that's a decent list.
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Gadzooks 11:23 PM 12-29-2014
Originally Posted by Direckshun:
There was this one scene in one film where everybody just starts doing it and the female lead is like "that means they want us to kiss."

WTF. That is NOT a real thing. That is something a shitty screenwriter invented because they aren't talented enough to generate a genuine moment.
It's a real thing that's been around for many generations.
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DeezNutz 11:23 PM 12-29-2014
Fourth Ghostbuster...****. My ass? How doth it tasteth?

:-). Keep up the good work, SNR. Hell of a job to keep working away on these roasts. Somewhere, my man BigRedChief--another good dude--is having sensual thoughts about The Academy.
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TimBone 11:32 PM 12-29-2014
Originally Posted by Gadzooks:
It's a real thing that's been around for many generations.
I knew you grew up in a gay romantic chick flick.
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DeezNutz 11:39 PM 12-29-2014
As we close out this year, I'm going to wax nostalgic for a moment.

The tone of this place has grown soft. Very few mothers were told to be fucked in '14, and apparently the great Pioli exorcism of '12 deforested the entire Roberto Alomar region, since I've seen nary one of his bushes shoved up someone's ass in the last calendar year.

Fucking Charmin Lounge. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to get better. I'm just trying to practice here, Bowser! I'm just trying to practice, Iowanian!
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Hammock Parties 11:41 PM 12-29-2014
The Lounge gets soft when the Chiefs are "winning."

We need some hardcore snuff QB porn to achieve hate-ons.
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DeezNutz 11:47 PM 12-29-2014
I dropped a legitimate "Fuck you, Alex Smith" when, earlier tonight, I watched Cole Stoudt stand strong in the pocket, get lit the fuck up (helmet flying), yet deliver a beautiful TD strike down the field.

But '15 will be a good year to draft a WR. It's always wise to wait until the year after the deepest WR crop of all time to make a move. Prudence is always the best path.
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Hammock Parties 11:48 PM 12-29-2014
On a completely unrelated note, I've eaten like 4 cups of homemade applesauce today.

It's good.
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Gonzo 11:53 PM 12-29-2014
Originally Posted by Big Smoke:
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I was snubbed out of a top 101 spot. I know I'm not the most knowledgeable poster, or the funniest poster, but I have my moments. I enjoy learning from some of the great football and baseball minds on this board. I love you guys.
You feel snubbed? Seriously?
I've been on this board for ten years. (Off and on) I help keep you assholes in line...
I'm resigning my commission.
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RealSNR 11:54 PM 12-29-2014
There's no way I'm getting this done tonight. So it's coming in two parts.
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Hammock Parties 11:54 PM 12-29-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
There's no way I'm getting this done tonight. So it's coming in two parts.
Just save it til tomorrow evening.
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Hootie 11:55 PM 12-29-2014
someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.

He's maybe top 25. Before he ruined Chiefs football talk on this board, top 10. Now? He's terrible.
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Hammock Parties 11:56 PM 12-29-2014
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.
I've never tried to burn someone alive.
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RealSNR 12:00 AM 12-30-2014
Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses:
I've never tried to burn someone alive.

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