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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Phobia 10:35 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
She smokes, she's tall, and she's not very attractive. I'll pass.
You're fat, live with your mommy, have no money, are on the internet 18 hours a day, have no experience with women, watch too much porn, dress up like a star wars dork, can't handle your liquor, are pasty white, don't dress well, and have religious baggage.

You don't have room to be selective.
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Eleazar 10:35 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
You're fat, live with your mommy, have no money, are on the internet 18 hours a day, have no experience with women, watch too much porn, dress up like a star wars dork, can't handle your liquor, are pasty white, don't dress well, and have religious baggage.

You don't have room to be selective.
But let's focus on your good qualities...
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Deberg_1990 10:36 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
You're fat, live with your mommy, have no money, are on the internet 18 hours a day, have no experience with women, watch too much porn, dress up like a star wars dork, can't handle your liquor, are pasty white, don't dress well, and have religious baggage.

You don't have room to be selective.
Ouch! Your like the Simon of Chiefsplanet. :-)
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Bugeater 10:37 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
Yum.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=blueeyedstar06
That pic of her and her brother is a bit disturbing, he's holding her a little too tightly.
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Hammock Parties 10:38 PM 02-06-2008
This one is pretty hot for a fat chick. And she had the balls to post her profile pic.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=nellbell_11











Originally Posted by :
Hey! My name is Nellie & I'm 21 years old. I live in Kingwood, TX. I'm a simple girl who trys to have fun no matter what I'm doing. I'm not a "girlie-girl" but I know how to be a lady. I stand up for what I know and believe. I'm VERY opinionated & speak my mind prolly way too much, but oh well. I could easily say that i don't care what people think of me.. but thats not true at all; I DO care what people think of me.. I take care of myself the best way I can and have fun no matter how dumb it is.

I'm not a person who changes themselves to "fit in." I am what I am.. not what I'm not. [take it or leave it.] I'm open-minded, but I do have my own views and beliefs and most of them will never change. I'm definitely not a drama queen. I love spending time with my friends and family. Enjoy going out here and there, but I'm more of a home-body. I'm totally into my dogs, Abbie and Pepper.

I ♥ 4 wheeling, family, makeup, laughing, friends, fishing, mudding, beer, swimming, photography, smiling, margaritas, dancing, dogs, movies, camping, shopping, driving, sleeping, eating, tattoos, dressing up, going out, shoes, baseball, cooking, showers, and curling up on the couch. Oh and I ♥ my Astros (i have a 'stros tat. lol)

I'm taking a year off from school but I plan to go back in Fall of '08. I'm just trying to enjoy life for what it is right now and start setting out somewhat of a plan. I definitely know I want my own business - Catering Business at that, I'll have it, so watch out for me! haha I have TONS of ideas I would like to do with my life, but the only thing I know for sure is that I want to be happy doing whatever I'm doing.

I don't want to just settle for things I know would be different if I try a little more. Thus, I'm gonna give everything my best and work to the top. I want my own family one of these days but i have to find the right guy first lol. So. when I find the right guy maybe that will come about. I would like to get into traveling and exploring a little more.

Enjoy life for what it is and not sweat the small stuff. Better myself on all different levels. I want to go sky diving, fly a plane or helicopter lol Getting married one day and having my own family is my biggest wish.

My secret in life...never take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

Ethnicity: White
Height: 5' 5" (1.65m).
Looking For: New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes: Trying to quit
Drinks: Often
Drugs: Never
Religion: Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign: Cancer
and it's fun to think about
Education: Working on
Job: Other
Kids: Likes children
Pets: Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages: English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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Phobia 10:39 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
Ouch! Your like the Simon of Chiefsplanet. :-)
Honestly, I'm not trying to be rude. It needs to be said. I mean, he's no prize and he needs to figure that out or he'll never hold a woman's hand.
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Hammock Parties 10:39 PM 02-06-2008
This one needs a nose job. But I dig her.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Konstantine83











Originally Posted by :
I'm an East Coast girl, but I'm living in Houston while I work on my PhD in virology. My thesis is actually on viruses that cause cancer. So I guess you could say I'm trying to cure cancer... Well, that might be a bit ambitious for the next 5 years, but you can't blame a girl for trying. I'm really into indie and rock music.

I've been to 23 concerts and loved almost all of them (we won't discuss the Backstreet Boys concert with my little sister in '98). Taking Back Sunday and Something Corporate are two of my favorite bands, but I really love listening to everything and trying out new bands. I have two very fun dogs - a chihuahua-dachshund mix named Inara and a happy, fuzzy mutt named Nedd, as well as a kitten named Chiquita.

I own nearly every book that Stephen King has written, and I admit to being a Harry Potter fan. I love sci-fi and fantasy books, movies, and tv shows. I really love my current "career" as a student/underpaid scientist. I hope to someday have a real job where they pay me real money to work on this whole curing cancer thing. My friends insist that I'm a nerd... and I'm sure they're right. I'm not much for the bar scene, but I enjoy hanging out with friends for barbecue or game night.

I'm really just looking for a laid-back guy who I connect with. I'm not looking for a high maintenance guy, just someone with a unique personality who can hold an intelligent conversation. I don't want to watch sports all night, but I don't want to discuss serious issues all day either. I'm a pretty relaxed person, so don't be shy!

I'm a PhD student in molecular virology and microbiology... still awake?

You should message me if.....and only if: you're a man between 23-30, single, in or around Houston, have read a book in the last month, and appreciate the flying spaghetti monster :P

Ethnicity: White
Height: 5' 3" (1.60m).
Looking For: New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes: No
Drinks: Rarely
Drugs: Never
Religion: Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign: Gemini
but it doesn't matter
Education: Working on Ph.D program
Job: Student
Kids: Likes children
Pets: Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages: English (Fluently

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Skip Towne 10:48 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
This one needs a nose job. But I dig her.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Konstantine83
She probably thinks you need a stomachectomy.
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Skip Towne 10:50 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
You're fat, live with your mommy, have no money, are on the internet 18 hours a day, have no experience with women, watch too much porn, dress up like a star wars dork, can't handle your liquor, are pasty white, don't dress well, and have religious baggage.

You don't have room to be selective.
:-) You sound like me.
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Simply Red 10:56 PM 02-06-2008
You know what they say about people with big noses. :-)
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Hammock Parties 11:01 PM 02-06-2008
This one is great.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5164536496026939802










Originally Posted by :
Let me take all aspects of myself and summarize it neatly in this box. I couldn't even do that with book reports in 5th grade. I am much more complex and interesting than any 5th grade reading-level book.

Looking for an intelligent, nice, genuine guy to go on a few dates and have great conversations. I consider myself smart, funny, witty, pretty and enjoyable to be around. Relationships are important to me, so I spend a lot of time improving and maintaining them. I really enjoy trying new things and taking advantage of learning opportunities. My ideal night is either in or out, as long as it is with my closest friends or family. I like to party, but also like to relax at home. Balance is important to me.

You should message me if...You have a wicked sense of humor with a brain to back it up.

Ethnicity: White
Height: 5' 5" (1.65m).
Looking For: New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes: No
Drinks: Sometimes
Drugs: N/A
Religion: Other but not too serious about it
Sign: Cancer
but it doesn't matter
Education: Working on college/university
Job: Student
Kids: Likes children
Pets: Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages: English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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Valiant 11:04 PM 02-06-2008
Dude have you seen yourself..

Man I hope there is a quasi chiefsplanet where a whole bunch of girls are laughing their asses off at your fat ugly retarded ass...
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Thig Lyfe 11:07 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
Yum.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=blueeyedstar06
She has bad grammar.
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Hammock Parties 11:08 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by Valiant:
Dude have you seen yourself..

Man I hope there is a quasi chiefsplanet where a whole bunch of girls are laughing their asses off at your fat ugly retarded ass...
Not possible. I never send annoying messages asking why people haven't messaged me. I send a woo if I find them attractive and I'm done with it.
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Hammock Parties 11:08 PM 02-06-2008
Originally Posted by SportsRacer:
She has bad grammar.
See? We're perfect for each other. I'll fix her grammar, she can fix my heart.
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