Originally Posted by sedated:
So what you just got to do is just get you a bunch of these hood rats, run through them, just knock them out - boom, boom, boom. And once you've done slayed like 10 or 20 of them hood rats, now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho.
Originally Posted by sedated:
it frightened (and frustrated) the hell out of me until I learned how to do it properly. now its a skill I love showing off.
Yeah, I remember the first time I tried on a real female. She was laying on top of me, and I had only practiced while facing the clasp, not around the back without being able to see. I fumbled around a few times and she finally sat up and did it herself, bless her. [Reply]
Given that he hasn't had any response from either one lately, I fear this thread may be moot. He should definitely consider one last correspondence to both of them. Personally, I would jump on whichever one responds first. A bird in the hand and all. Bottom line, he wants to get laid, yes? If he doesn't get response, how about coaching him into how to pick up a girl in a bar? GoChiefs, have you ever tried to pick up a girl in a bar? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Yeah, I remember the first time I tried on a real female. She was laying on top of me, and I had only practiced while facing the clasp, not around the back without being able to see. I fumbled around a few times and she finally sat up and did it herself, bless her.
Most appreciative girls will know when to jump in and help out. A true bitch is a girl who gets annoyed when you can't do it. That's when you pull out the SUPRIZE BUTTSECKS! [Reply]
