I would really rather not remember either! :-)
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It only started stinking a few days ago ...

And heaven ****ing forbid he craps in an already dirty diaper. Get him changed and "BLAMO!" 30-freaking seconds later the new one is toast.

I'll get him back when I'm about 80 or so and he has to change my Depends.

MM
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Start him early.


Put him in a dress.
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God gave me a gift when he didn't give me a nose that could smell things well.

Of course I did have one diaper last week that I almost just lost it, one of the fun sick one's that climbs out of the diaper all the way up the back.
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The two dollar bar whore must love it cause you'll....ya know
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This is starting to read like what I expected last night - just different people going at it is all.


Don't take that crap from Him Red!


You got her on the ropes Iowanian, keep it up!


That was a good shot there Red, see if you can land another!


Priceless Iowanian, way to go!


:-):-)
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Hell, Morphius hasn't chased skirt since before I could even get into bars, so luckily I wouldn't know :-)
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Whew, I remember those days...
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It look to me like the problem might be with the tit.

Its missing an S.
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This reminds me of the gochiefs(youre a ****ing retard esc.) threads.:-)
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:-)

I guess breat milk ain't good for baby, eh?

MM
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wow......

I'm sorry Princess.........If I were attempting to insult you...we'd all know it. Where exactly is the insult? Point it out....I'd like to see it. I've never made a cyber pass at you, and I'm not picking on you now.

...I thought you had the chin to be treated the same as the boys.

Walk it off. Its not like the bone is sticking out of the skin, Theisman.
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I think it was the midol comment, women don't normally like that comment. I know I would wear a cup before using that line...
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Yeah, that is not a good move. Just call me the creature that I am. Besides, for women like me, midol is not powerful enough!!
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I haven't been purposely racked by a girl since I was 16, I would like to keep my string going for a very long time thank you very much.

Morphius
Didn't think he deserved that one either.
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