Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

never get married problem solved.
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I could get it more often than I do but my girlfriend is so terrible at it I usually stop her about 5 minutes in anyway.

:-)
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Use porn to teach her.

My wife used to be terrible at it too.
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Have her consult with Katipan and JD10367 for guidance.
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I got so far as to have the conversation about what options would be available if the other person couldn't have sex anymore. For whatever reason.

I am very thorough.
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unfortunately, the same applies in my situation. :-)
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Clarification: She was terrible at it when we were dating. So that would have been sophomore year in college.
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Well do MTG#10 a solid and give her some pointers.
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Real gentlemen don't talk about this kind of thing.









Right Clay?
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I wish.
I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. pron is the devil / 'disgusting' :-)


I'm defeated. i fought the good fight for years. Just don't care anymore lol.
too fucking tired 1/2 the time anyway. so I've got that going for me.
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:-)

You sound like Discuss now.
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Dude...

:-)
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Haha! Dude.
My Wife thinks Pron is stupid. In fact, at 48 years of age she has "Claimed" to never even seen pron. The way she screws I call BS.

On a side note Dayze. Have you ever just tried walking around naked doing the PeniCopter move. Woman can't resist the Penicopter. Tip...add sound effects
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:-)

this is a pro-tip.
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omg I was (and am) so delighted with my current's body that I used to stare at him hungrily all the time. He'd get flattered and wave his thing at me.

It got really silly years ago but I don't want to hurt his feelings so I still giggle and smile. And roll my eyes as soon as it's safe.
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