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Eureka 03:05 PM 06-23-2021
A damsel is in distress and needed rescued. Seems the rescue got blown up out of proportion. In the end the rescue team was left deflated although she still got a hole lot o' loving left, they say.


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A team of emergency rescue divers was flummoxed after responding to the scene of a nude “drowning woman” — only to discover that it was actually a floating life-size sex doll.
https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-do...rowning-woman/
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Rain Man 03:08 PM 06-23-2021
You don't want to lose the rock-paper-scissors to do the mouth to mouth resuscitation in that situation.
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Rainbarrel 03:12 PM 06-23-2021
Are they obligated to save live semen?
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Peter Gibbons 03:45 PM 06-23-2021
Should we fly a banner?
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Spott 04:08 PM 06-23-2021
Still wood.
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scho63 08:02 PM 06-23-2021
Originally Posted by Rainbarrel:
Are they obligated to save live semen?
Only if they fell off the battleship. :-)
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scho63 08:04 PM 06-23-2021
Originally Posted by Rainbarrel:
Are they obligated to save live semen?
Well they sure as shit ain't saving dead semen. Those guys float to the bottom and sleep with the fishes.
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Rasputin 08:19 PM 06-23-2021
I'm sure Hammock Parties is grateful to get his doll back.
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Eureka 08:48 PM 06-23-2021
Originally Posted by Rasputin:
I'm sure Hammock Parties is grateful to get his doll back.
He's more of a cum sock kind of guy. To each their own I always say.


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