You can be pretty sure, when the pervo tells the cops "It's Not What It Looks Like"...well, it pretty much IS what it looks like:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ottawa...ted-bestiality
When police in Ottawa came across a man in a pony stall with his pants down, standing next to a miniature pony, he blurted out, “It’s not what it looks like.” But it was exactly as it seemed.
Ryan Dodd, a former member of the Canadian Armed Forces, was found guilty last week of attempted bestiality and breaking into the barn. When police arrested him on Jan. 5, 2019, Dodd explained that he had alcohol and coke in his system when he broke into the barn. His lawyers argued in his trial that he had only broken into the barn to masturbate, but body oil and ropes found at the scene suggested otherwise.
Dodd will undergo a sexual behavior assessment while he awaits sentencing. He plans to appeal.
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Originally Posted by Mennonite:
This is the kind of public humiliation that can scar someone for life.
Not to mention being called a horse ****er everywhere.
"Hay horsefucker - want a beer?"
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I can't help but feel a bit sorry for this dude. I mean I know he deserves jail time, but this guy's life has been all down hill ever since he lost his job a few years ago. His boss got tired of him calling out of work saying he was "feeling a little horse."
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Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Not to mention being called a horse ****er everywhere.
"Hay horse****er - want a beer?"
If John Elway's wife can live with it, I guess this guy can too.
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