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gblowfish 08:55 AM 07-30-2021
You can be pretty sure, when the pervo tells the cops "It's Not What It Looks Like"...well, it pretty much IS what it looks like:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ottawa...ted-bestiality

When police in Ottawa came across a man in a pony stall with his pants down, standing next to a miniature pony, he blurted out, “It’s not what it looks like.” But it was exactly as it seemed.

Ryan Dodd, a former member of the Canadian Armed Forces, was found guilty last week of attempted bestiality and breaking into the barn. When police arrested him on Jan. 5, 2019, Dodd explained that he had alcohol and coke in his system when he broke into the barn. His lawyers argued in his trial that he had only broken into the barn to masturbate, but body oil and ropes found at the scene suggested otherwise.

Dodd will undergo a sexual behavior assessment while he awaits sentencing. He plans to appeal.
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DJJasonp 11:04 AM 07-30-2021
so THIS is why Warpaint isnt coming back!!!???
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ptlyon 11:05 AM 07-30-2021
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
This is the kind of public humiliation that can scar someone for life.
Not to mention being called a horse ****er everywhere.

"Hay horsefucker - want a beer?"
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Fish 11:24 AM 07-30-2021
Did you see what the pony was wearing though? Practically asking for it...
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Baby Lee 11:35 AM 07-30-2021
Million to one shot, doc!!


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Mennonite 11:45 AM 07-30-2021
I can't help but feel a bit sorry for this dude. I mean I know he deserves jail time, but this guy's life has been all down hill ever since he lost his job a few years ago. His boss got tired of him calling out of work saying he was "feeling a little horse."
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Mennonite 12:06 PM 07-30-2021
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Not to mention being called a horse ****er everywhere.

"Hay horse****er - want a beer?"

If John Elway's wife can live with it, I guess this guy can too.
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Mennonite 12:56 PM 07-30-2021
Originally Posted by Fish:
Did you see what the pony was wearing though? Practically asking for it...


Horse blanket? More like whore's blanket, amiright?
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Baby Lee 01:25 AM 07-31-2021

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Mephistopheles Janx 01:33 AM 07-31-2021


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ThyKingdomCome15 01:45 AM 07-31-2021
IDK... I just don't.
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Flying High D 03:31 AM 07-31-2021
At least he wasn’t stump breaking a horse like Booger Red was, when the school bus drove by.
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