Misc What do you do for a living (job) and help you out thread. - Page 9

A good portion of my job entails estimating how long a task will take, but usually after a timeline has already been provided to a client.
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Originally Posted by fan4ever:
My side job, along with my son's, is to make sure eDave doesn't get his butt kicked when we meet up for CP gatherings.

Holy shit I bet that's a rough job.
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I make and sell soap.
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My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.
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Originally Posted by Otter:
I make and sell soap.

So you skim off the glycerine so you can double dip on the profitability?
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Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

Peter Gibbons dropping a Lester Burnham quote.

Now that's top notch.
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Originally Posted by el borracho:
I was part of a crack commando unit, sent to prison by a military court for a crime we didn't commit. We promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, we survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem; if no one else can help; and if you can find us... then maybe you can hire us.

Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan:
We have so much in common. You must have a ride like mine??

I could be the tech guy in this new “A-Team”.:-)
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I make sure people are following protocol.
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Originally Posted by Ebolapox:
hopefully not in a mall, mall jewelry stores seem to be a dying breed.

Nope. Lifestyle store on its own.
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Originally Posted by Eureka:
I make sure people are following protocol.

I figure out ways around all your stupid rules, and then teach them to others.
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I'm an elevator repairman. The job has its ups and downs.
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Originally Posted by Bugeater:
I figure out ways around all your stupid rules, and then teach them to others.

And I appreciate you! Your type help me have job security.
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I am a denial's analyst for UNC Healthcare and for extra money I do lyft and uber.
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Originally Posted by Fish:
I'm a certified pet psychiatrist. Offering in-home mental services for a wide range of non-human family members. Including, but not limited to: dogs, cats, reptiles, birds(except Bluejays, those birds are stubborn assholes), some arachnid, multiple crustacean, and goats. PM me to see if your pet qualifies for mental health insurance, for a minimal monthly fee.

EDIT: Now offering Zoom based treatment programs!

Sounds like my first business. Holistic Car Repair
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I drive. Uber and all that stuff. I had to start doing that because I couldn't find a job. I lost my job of 19 years when the lockdowns started in 2020. I've been looking for a good job. Signed up on all the sites. I have my resume posted on all the sites and apps. And with that comes a lot of BS offers and phony scammy stuff. I've had a couple interviews in the last 6 months that went well but I ended up not getting the jobs. Which really sucked but it is what it is.
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