Originally Posted by loochy:
WTF! That can fit in a butthole?
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches. Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass. [Reply]
Originally Posted by eDave:
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches. meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.
Originally Posted by eDave:
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches. Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.
Dude, one time I had a huge poop and it caused damage. That poop was definitely not 7 inches. [Reply]
Originally Posted by eDave:
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches. Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs safety Tyrann Mathieu has reportedly pulled out of the Kansas City, Missouri, mayor's ceremonial Christmas tree lighting.
KCMO Mayor Quinton Lucas took to Twitter to jokingly comment on the change.
"Welp. Any of y'all want to come help us flip the switch instead?" Lucas tweeted.
The football player would have been the one to "flip the switch" to light up the Christmas tree. [Reply]
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs safety Tyrann Mathieu has reportedly pulled out of the Kansas City, Missouri, mayor's ceremonial Christmas tree lighting.
KCMO Mayor Quinton Lucas took to Twitter to jokingly comment on the change.
"Welp. Any of y'all want to come help us flip the switch instead?" Lucas tweeted.
The football player would have been the one to "flip the switch" to light up the Christmas tree.
They really should have asked Salvy to flip the switch [Reply]