Funny Stuff I told my wife she - Page 3

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
I’ve always felt bad for dudes who’s wives blimp out

There’s nothing they can do to reverse it really

Like being in a jail cell

Sure there is, there's plenty a man can do about it.

The problem is that usually means some effort and lifestyle changes on the man's part too...and well....most aren't willing to look themselves in the mirror.

If your wife is getting fat there's a good chance you ain't what you use to be either, considering you share the same lifestyle and all...
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Bold move.

Did she tell you her other guy loves to slam those hams?

You committed for better or worse. Offer to walk with her
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It was a thread like that that caused MahiMike lots of issues. Well done. I’ll be back from Jamaica in 12 days, if she hasn’t dropped the pounds by then, send her my way.
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Originally Posted by stevieray:
If you're smart, that's where you help her lose the weight.

:-)

Stevie Ray with the absolute best advice! My man!! :-):-):-)
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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
I’ve always felt bad for dudes who’s wives blimp out

There’s nothing they can do to reverse it really

Like being in a jail cell

From soulmate to cell mate, Prison Bitch?
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Originally Posted by Reroka:
Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.

Bad move.

If you made her sleep downstairs that'd at least be some extra exercise for her...
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Originally Posted by Rausch:
Bad move.

If you made her sleep downstairs that'd at least be some extra exercise for her...

Omg!!!
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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
Why didn't you follow up by explaining how considerate you were being because she really needs to lose 60 pounds.

This is the first thing I thought of. :-)
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Originally Posted by Detoxing:
Start slipping meth into her morning coffee. Tell her it's some new exotic roast from some 3rd world country that's amazing at growing coffee beans.

Not only will she drop those 20lbs in 2 weeks, but she'll be a total nympho AND your house will be clean.

But the mower will be in pieces.
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I'm not sure why women think they can get fat. I was 192 lbs when I was 22. I'm 185 lbs now. Its really not hard.
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Originally Posted by BWillie:
I'm not sure why women think they can get fat. I was 192 lbs when I was 22. I'm 185 lbs now. Its really not hard.

Accountablility.
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Who wants to start Reroka's RIP thread?
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Most people can't change themselves let alone change someone else. Deal with it, divorce or get some good hookers.
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
ALPHA

Lmao says the guy that paid Phillip to get inside him.
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