The next time she asks or tells you to do something, your response has to be, "yes dream barge, er, boat"
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This will go very well because everytime she gets mad, I call her Kim Jong Kay.
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Why didn't you follow up by explaining how considerate you were being because she really needs to lose 60 pounds.
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See folks, Stevie is a man of solutions. That's a win win right there.
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Nice, and ideally, compare her to some women you think she should try to look like. Bonus points if they are women you know. Double bonus points if they are ex-gfs.
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Start slipping meth into her morning coffee. Tell her it's some new exotic roast from some 3rd world country that's amazing at growing coffee beans.

Not only will she drop those 20lbs in 2 weeks, but she'll be a total nympho AND your house will be clean.
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Sounds like there wasn't enough room.
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dammit:-)
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One time when I was younger my girlfriend (we lived together at the time, not sure why but that feels relevant to the story) asked me if I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world. I, feeling that honesty was he best policy, said "of course not". She got all upset so I asked her if she thought I was the most attractive man on the planet & she said yes. And I said "we both know you're full of shit" but she still got all mad.

We've been married 14 years now. :-)
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*ex-wife
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Need pics of wife
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Cuck
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This might not be a one-night arrangement.
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I’ve always felt bad for dudes who’s wives blimp out

There’s nothing they can do to reverse it really

Like being in a jail cell
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