Simply is watching this thread with glee
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He needs a Mega Colon Blow power shake...

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I was thinking the same thing. :-)
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Enough cheap whiskey should knock that hamster out
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Armageddon!!!! Armageddon!!!!


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:-):-)
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Farting is prelude to shit. It will happen my son.
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G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu grip outta do it.
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Taco johns food binds me up
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maybe you shouldn't invite him over.
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Just drink a ton of beer and don't eat anything. You'll be shitting water in no time
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Sam's would have a harder time taking a dump. Clays ass has seen more traffic than I35 in Dallas.
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I can eat at Taco Bell, and I feel like someone in a movie who needs to dismantle a bomb with the clock ticking down.
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"Do you happen to have a plunger? I've been eating a lot of cheese lately."
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if a muscular dude rings your doorbell asking if you want him to clean your pipes....say no. Lessoned learned on my part
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