Originally Posted by beer me:
The folks in the board room at Miller Brewing Company love you.
I've always weighed going to school to work in advertising and promotions. Seems like something I'd like to do. But I've already invested alot in other schooling, so I feel like I've given up on that dream. [Reply]
Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
I've always weighed going to school to work in advertising and promotions. Seems like something I'd like to do. But I've already invested alot in other schooling, so I feel like I've given up on that dream.
Don't be a dummy, you're young, you have plenty of time to do what you want. I've been in broadcasting/advertising/promotions for 22 years. If you have a creative bone you can learn the rest. Don't be silly and give up on something at your age. I'm 42 and have plenty I want to do yet. [Reply]
Originally Posted by beer me:
More expensive compared to Milwaukees Best Light/Keystone Light/PBR/Old Mil Light etc.... the other cheap beers I'll buy.
I haven't drank shit beer in about a year and a half. I've evolved into a fucking beer snob and I love it! [Reply]
Anyone that really hated Firefox 6 like I did needs to download the Firefox 7 Beta right now. The memory leak problem has seemingly been fixed and it is 10,000x better than Firefox 6, which might be the worst web browser ever created. [Reply]
I cannot wrap my head around how people think it's okay to leave their dog outside for hours at a time to bark and bark and bark (and bark).
First apartment I moved into... someone I shared a wall with would apparently leave their dogs in a room when they left for the weekend or whatever to bark and bark and bark. Second apartment... some bitch moved in after a few months and would bark at everything that passed by their door. Moved into a house with a friend... a few months before we left, a neighbor got a dog and would leave it outside - about 10 feet from my bedroom wall - to bark for hours and hours. Bought a house in a very quiet neighborhood... a month ago, a dog started barking and it hasn't stopped.
Every time I provide possible solutions, like training the dog or not leaving it out for nearly as long, it becomes a temporary solution and a day or two later it's back to barking for hours at a time.
Who the fuck could possibly think it's okay to leave their dog outside for everyone to hear, especially at 7:00am or 11pm?!? Apparently, just about everyone. It's mind boggling.
If your dog has been outside barking the entire time you've been reading this, go fuck yourself with something long and sharp and pointy and rusty and infected with AIDS and herpes and leprosy and necrotizing fasciitis while oozing puss and the tears of raped nuns, only after taking care of that incessant noise, you fucking oblivious piece of shit imbecile. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
I cannot wrap my head around how people think it's okay to leave their dog outside for hours at a time to bark and bark and bark (and bark).
First apartment I moved into... someone I shared a wall with would apparently leave their dogs in a room when they left for the weekend or whatever to bark and bark and bark. Second apartment... some bitch moved in after a few months and would bark at everything that passed by their door. Moved into a house with a friend... a few months before we left, a neighbor got a dog and would leave it outside - about 10 feet from my bedroom wall - to bark for hours and hours. Bought a house in a very quiet neighborhood... a month ago, a dog started barking and it hasn't stopped.
Every time I provide possible solutions, like training the dog or not leaving it out for nearly as long, it becomes a temporary solution and a day or two later it's back to barking for hours at a time.
Who the **** could possibly think it's okay to leave their dog outside for everyone to hear, especially at 7:00am or 11pm?!? Apparently, just about everyone. It's mind boggling.
If your dog has been outside barking the entire time you've been reading this, go **** yourself with something long and sharp and pointy and rusty and infected with AIDS and herpes and leprosy and necrotizing fasciitis while oozing puss and the tears of raped nuns, only after taking care of that incessant noise, you ****ing oblivious piece of shit imbecile.
This is why I prefer cats. Barking, licking and neediness drive me crazy. I like other peoples dogs just fine just don't want one unless it's lazy and knows to stfu. [Reply]
Originally Posted by beer me:
This is why I prefer cats. Barking, licking and neediness drive me crazy. I like other peoples dogs just fine just don't want one unless it's lazy and knows to stfu.
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
I cannot wrap my head around how people think it's okay to leave their dog outside for hours at a time to bark and bark and bark (and bark).
First apartment I moved into... someone I shared a wall with would apparently leave their dogs in a room when they left for the weekend or whatever to bark and bark and bark. Second apartment... some bitch moved in after a few months and would bark at everything that passed by their door. Moved into a house with a friend... a few months before we left, a neighbor got a dog and would leave it outside - about 10 feet from my bedroom wall - to bark for hours and hours. Bought a house in a very quiet neighborhood... a month ago, a dog started barking and it hasn't stopped.
Every time I provide possible solutions, like training the dog or not leaving it out for nearly as long, it becomes a temporary solution and a day or two later it's back to barking for hours at a time.
Who the fuck could possibly think it's okay to leave their dog outside for everyone to hear, especially at 7:00am or 11pm?!? Apparently, just about everyone. It's mind boggling.
If your dog has been outside barking the entire time you've been reading this, go fuck yourself with something long and sharp and pointy and rusty and infected with AIDS and herpes and leprosy and necrotizing fasciitis while oozing puss and the tears of raped nuns, only after taking care of that incessant noise, you fucking oblivious piece of shit imbecile.
Yeah I've never understood how a dog 3 houses away that is annoying me somehow isn't also annoying the people who have the fucking thing in their yard.
And the fucksticks who leave them outside to bark all day long while they're at work are the worst, especially if you are painting the outside of the house next door to them and have to listen to it all goddamn day. Eventually I figured out that if I took my radio over to the fence and pointed it towards the dog at maximum volume they would eventually shut up. If not, I'd spray the fuckers with a hose.
As far as the one next door to you, you could try something like this:
Originally Posted by burt:
my 2 dogs know how to stfu.
I'd like them then. My brother has a hug pit/lab mix who is lazy and gentle and doesn't lick or get in your face and I've never heard him bark. Krusty-dog. He's a gooooood boy. [Reply]
They keep calling and they won't stop. I don't even know how they got my number.
"how are you today? I would like to talk to you about the courses we offer for people like yourself who are going back to school"
Me: I didn't sign up for any information
They come back with a well according to my list you did so they get hung up on.
Hanging up on them doesn't work. They call back. Please take me off your list doesn't work. They call back. I will report you to the BBB doesn't work. They call back. Ignoring the call and letting it ring when i recognize the # on caller id doesn't work. they call back. Then they change their # to 000-000-000. WTF? Like i won't remember that.
A week ago my response was if you ever call back i will remove your head and hang it on my wall and tonight they call back.
I wish i could some how hook up a laser beam that would zap them in their ears through their headset every time they try and dial my number. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Yeah I've never understood how a dog 3 houses away that is annoying me somehow isn't also annoying the people who have the ****ing thing in their yard.
And the ****sticks who leave them outside to bark all day long while they're at work are the worst, especially if you are painting the outside of the house next door to them and have to listen to it all goddamn day. Eventually I figured out that if I took my radio over to the fence and pointed it towards the dog at maximum volume they would eventually shut up. If not, I'd spray the ****ers with a hose.
As far as the one next door to you, you could try something like this:
