I'm sick of all you fucking texting zombies in the store aisles, school halls, behind the wheel of a car, or even in my own goddamn house. If you want to text your fucking life away that's fine, but get the fuck out of my way when you're doing it.
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I'm soooo sick of my ISP. Because I live out in BFE, it's the only broadband service available. Peek times it is near impossible to do anything, this is what I pay hard earned money for? I guess my constant emails to the jackass that admins the service, is causing them to upgrade their bandwidth on the back end. I'm just tired of getting fleeced for many moons of piss poor service. /rant
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Walmart:

Where do these people come from? The only other time you can see meth monkey freak people like that, is at the circus and most of the time they are in a cage! **** off Walmart!
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I went postal on a tween the other day in town. She was sitting at the light, it turns green and she's glued to her phone. I honked and asked her, "Are you waiting for fucking Dark Green? Move!!!".

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This! I swear to God, if I ever end up in the joint, it will be because I went over the edge, pulled the Glock 20 and put 15 rounds into one of these useless wastes of skin. Either burn some gas, or get the hell out of the way, shitweed!
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I hate it when I hit my peek too soon.
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Posting on internet bb's thousands of times over is a lot more useful I agree.

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I hate you fucking douchebags that walk around inside with your sunglasses on. You are not cool.....take those fucking things off.
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I only average 16 posts a day. Some of these freaks out there probably average that number every minute.
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I only average 16 texts a day. Ok maybe a few more most days. I don't however stand in anyones way while doing it. I'm thoughtful like that.
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Then you are not the target of my ire.

But give me some time and I'll find some other reason to hate you. :-)
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Did you see where you're my doctor in the loony bin?
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Been there, done that... give me 3 minutes and I'll find a new way.

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When did we start talking about sex?
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Wow.
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