Originally Posted by luv:
Detoxing, are you feeling any better? With all of that pent up inside you, you must have been walking around like you have a corn cob stuck up your butt.
Not really. Ima little stressed the fuck out right now. This thread just happened to be perfect timing. [Reply]
I hate niggers. No, not all black people. Fucking niggers. Even the white ones. And the mexican ones. The stupid mother fuckers who lean all the way back in their drivers seat so it looks like there's nobody driving the fucking car. Yea, I FUCKING GET IT, you're relaxed, you're cool. So fucking relaxed you can't be bothered to pull your fucking pants up past your ankles. How am I supposed to eye fuck your 900 dollar pair of shoes that baby momma #6 bought you with her foodstamps if your shorts are hiding them? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!
And the fucking bling. How am I supposed to stop stealing peoples shit when I'm in line at a store and there's a fifty thousand dollar necklace hanging right in front of me on some guys neck who's sleeping standing up because he drank too much of what the fuck ever is in that styro foam cup? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
Oh and you loud mouth ghetto bitches...no, I didn't forget about you cocksucking whores. I hate you too.
Sitting there at the ****ing bus stop with your blue tooth in your ear. WTF do you even need that stupid thing on for? You're not carrying anything! Your hands are free. Take that stoopid ****ing thing off your head and use your hands. Instead everyone is wondering who the **** your screaming at. And Once again, I really don't wanna hear,
"YEAAAAHHHHHH ****A! I just got my WELFARE check ****A. Shit gonna be on and crackin' 2night! Ima get me a bottle of Alize ****A"
And guess who pays for that fucking blue tooth? You do! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
Yield signs mean ****ing yield! It doesn't mean that you have free reign to cut me off and then look at me like I did something wrong. Stupid ****ing drivers.....:-)
Similarly - roundabouts aren't that hard to figure out. When you can go - you go. You don't sit there and wait until there aren't any cars within miles in any direction. However, you also don't blast your way into the thing and then wave after almost hitting me like that makes it okay.
Bitch.
While I am ranting about dumbass drivers, why is that some people putt along on the 2 lane roads and then suddenly turn into Mario Andretti when they get to the passing lane? They always slow down again after the passing lane ends so I have to risk getting a ticket trying to get around these morons.
Old women and Canadians are pretty much guaranteed to do this.
Finally, when you come to a 4 way stop, don't sit there and wave everyone else through out of turn. You aren't being nice - you are ****ing up the flow of traffic.
Originally Posted by seclark:
cordless phones.
i come home at night and there's 3 cordless phones sitting on the coffee table. batteries are dead in 2 of them. 2 charging mounts upstairs and 1 in the basement, but i'm the only one that ever puts them back.
when i bring it up w/the wife and daughter, i'm an old grouchass.
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This would have annoyed me as well, but what annoyed me more was get home to find the cordless phone dead sitting right next to the charger. It would have taken no more effort to put it on the charger than putting it right next to the charger. [Reply]
Originally Posted by ElGringo:
This would have annoyed me as well, but what annoyed me more was get home to find the cordless phone dead sitting right next to the charger. It would have taken no more effort to put it on the charger than putting it right next to the charger.
I don't know what kind of chemicals you farmer ****s are putting on your fields. The damn spider's are laying a single steellike line of web across my yard that could clothesline a 3 year old. [Reply]
