Originally Posted by Sofa King:
WE NEED 2 FUCKING FANTASY QBS CAUSE EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT ME CAUSE I SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS DOING RESEARCH AND YOU N00BS DON'T SO WE SHOULD HAVE THEM TO WEED OUT THE FUN SEEKERS AND FIND OUT WHO THE PEOPLE ARE WITH ABSOLUTELY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS AND PESTILENCE IS GAY.
Yield signs mean fucking yield! It doesn't mean that you have free reign to cut me off and then look at me like I did something wrong. Stupid fucking drivers.....:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by pr_capone:
So I was ****ing this chick in the ass when I hear her say "uh-oh". I pulled out thinking that I had hurt her and she immediate proceeds to have explosive diarrhea. Covers me in shit from the waist down.
We took a shower and got cleaned up. I then proceeded to jerk it, letting her believe I was gonna blow my load on her belly. Instead, I shoot my wad in her hair.
Good luck getting that out. Bitch.
You gave her the old Nebraska Oil Digger huh? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
Yield signs mean fucking yield! It doesn't mean that you have free reign to cut me off and then look at me like I did something wrong. Stupid fucking drivers.....:-)
If I ever get a chance to drive near you, I swear to god I'm going to look at you like you just went to a "I love matt cassel" rally. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
If you work with nothing but women who are 50 years old or older.....a sexual harassment course should not be required.
You just don't know me, man.
Hey, go check out my fantasy league. I have two more spots open.
please.
I KNOW I KNOW. no time.
Well I dont give a fuck. Do it anyways, draft is tonight. I'll kill you otherwise,
cordless phones.
i come home at night and there's 3 cordless phones sitting on the coffee table. batteries are dead in 2 of them. 2 charging mounts upstairs and 1 in the basement, but i'm the only one that ever puts them back.
when i bring it up w/the wife and daughter, i'm an old grouchass.
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