I'm positive Claythan is going to screw this up royally.
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Good luck to you. You'll do fine.
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He has had 20 pages on here of positive advise, enough already i want that boy to get some action and quit f**king around on the internet.

You want to play Cyrano de Bergerac for him as well?
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Good luck, GoChiefs. I just hope I don't yell out "GoChiefs!!!" tonight. That would probably cost me a new Jeep.
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You get free gas. Get one of these.


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don't call her exactly one hour after you told her you would. wait an hour and a half, then call and say you were busy writing.
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Either that, or go the totally opposite route and tell her that you have writers block and can't stop thinking about what her pooper smells like.
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:-)
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this can be used for your benefit.

if she is still there a couple hours in, say you have to go to an unscheduled practice early; use it to get both of you out of the bar.

once you are out, find any reason to go to her place. Any reason at all; this should be your goal through the whole night. if she mentions anything about her place (what it looks like, who she lives with; a pet) drop a hint you want to see it/meet them/whatever.

and talk a lot about writing about/covering the Chiefs. chicks love writers. but don't talk about football itself unless she is a sports nut.
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lol

I'll wait 15 minutes. Gotta take a shit. Maybe I should take a shit while I'm on the phone with her. Might distract me, ease my mind.
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Is she hears the plop just play it cool and say you had to drop a deuce before picking her up.
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I need updates.

can you take your laptop with you? If so, I'm not leaving this computer all night.
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Make sure you clean yourself well afterward. If she's a really dirty slut she might make your first time incredibly memorable.
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Claythan will tell her he's a regular poster on Chiefsplanet. Later she looks him up on here and sees two men kissing in his avatar.......lol...:-)
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If someone wants to PM me a phone number I could text in updates

LOL
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