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View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study?
Yes, I'm larger 105 77.21%
No, I'm below the curve line 7 5.15%
I'm the average in the poll 18 13.24%
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth 6 4.41%
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Hootie 01:34 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Just like I was honest about my 7 5/8" penis and 375 lb. bench.
I have you covered on penis but not quite on bench. Only 325 for me, but I don't max. 325 is 3 X 10 for me
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srvy 03:26 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
at least we can be honest about it


Your that pecker peeker in the public RR. Eyes forward pal.
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Hootie 01:30 PM 03-04-2015
now I'll watch a girl strap it on and ram her counterpart from time to time, that's ok

but again, still a dick (albeit fake)
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Hootie 01:35 PM 03-04-2015
I got into a CP fight years ago with Dirk Digler who swore he ran a 4.3 40

...we had like 25 CP'ers who ran 4.5 40's or better in high school
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KC native 01:48 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
I got into a CP fight years ago with Dirk Digler who swore he ran a 4.3 40

...we had like 25 CP'ers who ran 4.5 40's or better in high school
:-) I remember that.
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ThaVirus 01:52 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
I got into a CP fight years ago with Dirk Digler who swore he ran a 4.3 40

...we had like 25 CP'ers who ran 4.5 40's or better in high school

That thread was hilarious.

Paraphrasing one of your quotes: "Dirk Digler on Chiefsplanet runs faster than Jamaal Charles".

Many a laugh came from that thread..
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Pablo 01:38 PM 03-04-2015
This poll could have been set up for 6.16 inches or greater and the results would have been the same.
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Hootie 01:39 PM 03-04-2015
what about 6.96 inches or greater?
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BossChief 01:46 PM 03-04-2015
Creepy
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Hootie 01:51 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by BossChief:
Creepy
still waiting you fucking liar
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Hootie 01:54 PM 03-04-2015
there were like 5 guys on my shitty football team in high school who ran "4.2" 40s

you know

because those high school football coach stop watches are so accurate (and they aren't trying to build up a false sense of confidence into these kids)

I don't think anyone realizes how fast a ****ing 4.7 40 is ... let alone a Chris Johnson 4.24
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Pablo 02:03 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
there were like 5 guys on my shitty football team in high school who ran "4.2" 40s

you know

because those high school football coach stop watches are so accurate (and they aren't trying to build up a false sense of confidence into these kids)

I don't think anyone realizes how fast a ****ing 4.7 40 is ... let alone a Chris Johnson 4.24
Andrew Luck, an elite athlete at 6'4" and 230 pounds ran a 4.67.

And that's just not quite up to snuff here on CP.
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KC native 02:04 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
there were like 5 guys on my shitty football team in high school who ran "4.2" 40s

you know

because those high school football coach stop watches are so accurate (and they aren't trying to build up a false sense of confidence into these kids)

I don't think anyone realizes how fast a ****ing 4.7 40 is ... let alone a Chris Johnson 4.24
I do.

I ran a 10.8 100 meter sprint in high school. I know how fast a 4.4 is because I ran a legit 4.4. There was one guy faster than me (that got a D1 scholarship for track) and one guy the same speed as me. The coach made me run it 3 times because he thought he fucked up when he clocked the first one.

The guys who run 10.2s and below are amazingly fast.
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BigRedChief 02:07 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by KC native:
I do.

I ran a 10.8 100 meter sprint in high school. I know how fast a 4.4 is because I ran a legit 4.4. There was one guy faster than me (that got a D1 scholarship for track) and one guy the same speed as me. The coach made me run it 3 times because he thought he fucked up when he clocked the first one.

The guys who run 10.2s and below are amazingly fast.
and you had to drag that big dick along with you. Could have shaved off .3 of that time with a normal dick.:-)
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KC native 02:10 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
and you had to drag that big dick along with you. Could have shaved off that time with a normal dick.:-)
It helped me fit in with black guys that I ran track with though. :-)


I could have MAYBE gotten to a 10.4 with proper coaching (our track coach didn't give a shit. He coached basketball as well).
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