Cue the Benny Hill music, it fits perfectly with the theme.


Along with Miles giving up the lead in the 5th and melting down like always.

This team is just so impossible to like.
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This is just too close. Batters are standing as far back as possible to counter velocity. Catchers are getting as close as possible to frame pitches.

Not sure if it needs to be regulated somehow but this sucks to see. https://t.co/zdL6TkUkaJ pic.twitter.com/oHLPZWuxTZ

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) May 8, 2024

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Baaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Boo these motherfuckers, BFIB. If you have any dignity left at all, boo them.
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Meanwhile Butters continues to be a pathetic company mouth piece.
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Oh and Noot is hitting a pathetic .175 :-) so yeah (Bart: "say it" CP: "pasta was right")...and Gorman has turned into a pumpkin hitting .180. This offense is an abomination
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"Maybe it needs to be regulated"

{Contreras trembles in agony}

Consider it regulated, dude. That's his fault. You don't put your fucking arm in the strike zone and that's why. "Maybe we should regulate putting dicks near paper shredders..."

Nah - one time facing the consequences of being a little less precise than you imagined should pretty well take care of that.
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It does look like Martinez was well behind the line of the batters box.

J.D. Martinez should have been called out for being out of the batters box. Awful stuff to see a guy injured so badly by this bush league play pic.twitter.com/pBpDto76Ws

— Ephrim K (@ephrim_k) May 8, 2024

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Contreras bother was called for catchers interference 2x in one game against the Dodgers last year, the hitter both times, JD Martinez.

Now there is something in this lesson about knowing who the batter is and their tendencies as well right?
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The evidence being his foot behind the white chalk of the left handed batters box from a camera angle behind home plate? Interesting. If the idiot who tried to play detective bothered to take the still frame from after the swing when Martinez's foot is pivoting, you can see white chalk where he was planted, or just bother to look at how the front of the boxes line up from that angle and realize the left side box sits farther forward than the right side.
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I kept hearing from the BFIB how Brandon Crawford's veteran leadership was going to help the team. Anyone know when that's supposed to start?
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It's eye-opening how sparse the crowds are for a decent draw like the Mets, even for a Monday and Tuesday.

31,283 is tonight's announced attendance, a new season low for Busch and a new record for smallest night game crowd at this ballpark, non-2021 edition.

— Jeff Jones (@jmjones) May 7, 2024

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They booed the dog piss out of Mikolas, useless fuckhead that he is.
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"NOLANS HEATING UP FELLAS!!" Just ask Butters and Skip
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Just a reminder - we have another full season left on Mikolas's deal AFTER this season.

Because Mozeliak, in his infinite fucking wisdom, tore up the last option year of a 34 yr old pitcher and instead decided to give him 2 more guaranteed seasons right before he struggled to keep his ERA under 5 for a season.

Because literally every single motherfucking decision this stupid arrogant bastard makes is wrong. Wrong from the very second he makes it.

Because he's just god-awful at this.
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Frontier boy taken deep by Alonso lulz.
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