htismaqe 12:45 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze :
:-)
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J Diddy 01:24 PM 05-19-2014
After heart surgery it took me a week and some laxatives. It'll come and when it does it'll be glorious.
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RaiderH8r 01:54 PM 05-19-2014
In the mean time, install a seat belt and handles on your shitter.
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booger 01:59 PM 05-19-2014
RaiderH8r 02:11 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by booger :
He'll probe the hell out of 3 inches of rectum.
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booger 02:13 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by RaiderH8r :
:-)
That dirty butt pirate!
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hometeam 02:11 PM 05-19-2014
Just think of how good its going to feel when it comes out -
I have attached a gif that I think is appropriate.
Thank you, gentleman, you may now return to your business.
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Marcellus 02:14 PM 05-19-2014
Just go buy a bag of those sugar free gummy bears. Problem solved.
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Dayze 02:14 PM 05-19-2014
just don't get a prolapse.
(I looked that one up once on the internetz.....never again)
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booger 02:16 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze :
Rectum? Damn near turned em inside out!
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Hammock Parties 02:16 PM 05-19-2014
Update: 3:14 PM CDT
I continue to rip farts. Strangely, the beginning of each fart feels as if it might be the turd of destiny, that lets loose the tidal wave o shit....but I remain disappointed.
A courier has been dispatched to deliver this secret "magnesium" bomb. The Anus will not stand against this chemical warfare.
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Dayze 02:17 PM 05-19-2014
"wave o' shit".
I didn't realize you were Irish
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htismaqe 03:49 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by Buck :
Is a bulk-forming laxative that won't help him in this situation.
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Marcellus 03:50 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by htismaqe :
You sure seem to know your shit.
:-)
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