Ok, guys. Frank has stopped drinking and is serious about this season. I can’t stop drinking for more than 8hrs at a time so Clark’s abstinence is notable and impressive. He and Andy had a heart to heart, shared some cheeseburgers (Frank is probably now also vegan and went Impossible Burger), chugged some Mr. Pibb, and came to an understanding.
Watch his presser from today. It’s probably one of the most real and honest things I’ve seen from a player. If you’re rooting against Frank Clark after that you’re probably either repressing some demons in your life or are related to Red Dawg.
This is a safe space to celebrate Frank Clark this season. 8 sack minimum. Let’s build this guy up rather than choosing to spend the season breaking him down.
Join me on the Shark bandwagon. There’s blood in the water.
And the obligatory: keep doubting Frank fucking Clark. [Reply]
Originally Posted by wazu:
Pretty sure Andy has plenty of experience with having that conversation.
I was just thinking that. Plus all the heroin and coke he sent his kids to rehab for. I doubt Frank Clark would be any better at surprising Andy Reid with tales of drunkenness than he is at sacking quarterbacks. [Reply]
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
I'm not much of a gambler, and usually stick to avatar/sig bets. But if you want something more valuable, I'll go in for $20.
I'm more than happy to do whatever you'd like, sir. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
god damn look at those abs, 30 sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Clark goes over the sack amount his doubters should have to go to a regular season game wearing a replica of that outfit. Where does one get a Weathertech vest? [Reply]