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kozzman555 08:37 PM 04-11-2023
Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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old_geezer 09:14 PM 04-11-2023
Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois:
Stuff hurts for no reason.
Oh there's a reason but I'm too blind to see it, too deaf to hear it, and my body doesn't bend enough for me to find it. :-)
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mlyonsd 09:16 PM 04-11-2023
I had to download a magnifying glass app to read fine print. And buy a set of cheaters to keep in every vehicle. That's the worst part of getting old so far for me. But I'm sure this thread will bring up issues to annoy me that I haven't noticed yet.
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Dark Horse 09:19 PM 04-11-2023
The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
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old_geezer 09:21 PM 04-11-2023
I mowed my yard today. I felt fine when I started, felt fine while I was mowing but 30 minutes after I finished my side suddenly starting hurting like the devil. :-) (Also we cuss a lot. I guess our filters are worn out by now).
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Katipan 09:21 PM 04-11-2023
Originally Posted by Dark Horse:
The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
... what's the first thing?
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kozzman555 09:22 PM 04-11-2023
Originally Posted by Katipan:
... what's the first thing?
Cottage cheese
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KCUnited 09:23 PM 04-11-2023
Originally Posted by Katipan:
... what's the first thing?
Kevorkian was right
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lewdog 09:23 PM 04-11-2023
I hate loud noises at night and especially the 4th of July where the fireworks keep me awake.
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Katipan 09:24 PM 04-11-2023
Originally Posted by kozzman555:
Cottage cheese
But that's delicious.
With pepper and shaped like a speedo?
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Dark Horse 09:24 PM 04-11-2023
Originally Posted by Katipan:
... what's the first thing?
Damn turn the lights off
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Rain Man 09:27 PM 04-11-2023
An unexpected downside of aging is that I've effectively seen every movie that can ever be made. There are a finite number of plots and I've seen them all.
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Rain Man 09:28 PM 04-11-2023
An unexpected upside of aging is that teenagers ignore me.
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Fish 09:29 PM 04-11-2023
I raked a dozen bags of leaves from my mother's house last weekend followed by a long walk with the family, and somehow ended up with a severely inflamed bunion. I feel like an incredible pussy even complaining about it, but the pain over the last few days has been downright unbearable. Do not recommend.
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Katipan 09:29 PM 04-11-2023
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
An unexpected downside of aging is that I've effectively seen every movie that can ever be made. There are a finite number of plots and I've seen them all.
London, Dangerous Beauty, Domino.
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Buehler445 09:30 PM 04-11-2023
I turn 40 this week.

I'm here for this.
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