Darth Carl Satan is a smallish individual with a full head of hair that doesn't style in the way he wishes. Due to his size, he had to develop other means of defending himself against schoolyard bullies, and as a result has developed a quick retort and self-deprecating smile that is designed to send mixed signals to those in his crosshairs. He has slightly oversized incisors, eyebrows that are slightly bushier than normal, and well-manicured fingernails. He dresses in a manner that is an attempt at hip, but somewhat stunted as a result of the insecurities that he is careful not to show in public. His eyes move more rapidly than most as he constantly assesses people. He slouches just a bit. [Reply]
Darth Carl Satan is a smallish( 6' tall ) individual with a full head of hair that doesn't style( weather dependent ) in the way he wishes. Due to his size, he had to develop other means of defending himself against schoolyard bullies, and as a result has developed a quick retort and self-deprecating smile that is designed to send mixed signals to those in his crosshairs. ( you can scratch that whole sentence ) He has slightly oversized incisors( canines ), eyebrows that are slightly bushier than normal, and well-manicured fingernails. He dresses in a manner that is an attempt at hip( I stick with the classics, not trends ), but somewhat stunted as a result of the insecurities(???? / EPIC Fail) that he is careful not to show in public. His eyes move more rapidly than most as he constantly assesses people( this is true ). He slouches just a bit.( At times )
Darth Carl Satan is a smallish individual with a full head of hair that doesn't style in the way he wishes. Due to his size, he had to develop other means of defending himself against schoolyard bullies, and as a result has developed a quick retort and self-deprecating smile that is designed to send mixed signals to those in his crosshairs. He has slightly oversized incisors, eyebrows that are slightly bushier than normal, and well-manicured fingernails. He dresses in a manner that is an attempt at hip, but somewhat stunted as a result of the insecurities that he is careful not to show in public. His eyes move more rapidly than most as he constantly assesses people. He slouches just a bit.
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Simply Red, I see you as a man who has an affinity for 9'ers, cooking, and foreign cars. You also have impeccably managed hair.
I see Simply Red as a man with a fantastic singing voice, curly red hair, and a propensity to walk about constantly lamenting the holding back of years. [Reply]
If and when the day comes that I require advice on the Centrum Silver Vs Geritol debate, I'll ask your opinion. Until then; pipe down grandpa. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan:
If and when the day comes that I require advice on the Centrum Silver Vs Geritol debate, I'll ask your opinion. Until then; pipe down grandpa. :-)
Do they let you use metal scissors at your school Sonny? [Reply]