I'd put up a Buddy Ryan pic on that piece of shit and go full Keith Cash on that sumbitch
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This really needs shopped on the fence
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I'd be over there in the middle of the night spray painting MS-13 all over that fence.
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Yep. That's a fence. No clue what's "designer" about it though.


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It's designer because some asshole attorney says it is.
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It looks like there's already a section of it that is bent/damaged. I'll bet the dumbass drove his riding mower into it.


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They paid 5x's the cost of a chain link fence, hence "designer". :-)
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If ever there were a letter than so deserved the 'OK Boomer' reply signed and delivered.
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He is smiling all the way to the bank.

You don't think there aren't a boatload of similar minded property owners with cash? They found their attorney complments of social media.

Ok boomer, lol. It's a submarine dumbass.
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That house is like itt...


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Yeah I expected a nice wrought iron fence not 4' steel maybe but they do make pvc fence that looks like this.

The Smith fence and lawyer is Smith common last name but wonder if they are one and the same.
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Read the letter, Scurvy.

It doesn’t reference a client.
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On construction sites OSHA requires rebar caps be placed over exposed rebar so not to be impaled. If I was that neighbor Id fire back with a lawyers draft of inherent dangers of kids being impaled on the fence.

Like this.

Now thats a designer fence.
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RE: The Smith Fence.
4313 Essex Street
Neighbor

I am assuming that references the fence is owned by the Smith family at.
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:-)

The lawyer is the neighbor. That's pretty obvious. They even wrote the letter in first person.
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