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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Bugeater 11:42 AM 04-30-2021
Cutter say 'e can't HANG!
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Bugeater 11:42 AM 04-30-2021
Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
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Bugeater 11:42 AM 04-30-2021
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
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Bugeater 11:42 AM 04-30-2021
What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
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Bugeater 11:42 AM 04-30-2021
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
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Bugeater 11:43 AM 04-30-2021
Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
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Bugeater 11:43 AM 04-30-2021
Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
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ghak99 11:43 AM 04-30-2021
Spoiler!

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Baby Lee 11:43 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
My hat blew off daddy
There is no way, . . . NO WAY!!!
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Baby Lee 11:47 AM 04-30-2021
And so he asks, . . did'you eat, . . . you know, . . . jew eat?
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scho63 11:48 AM 04-30-2021
While I certainly do appreciate the post barrage, it wouldn't hurt ya to toss in a photo of Paige every once in a while now would it? :-)
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TLO 11:49 AM 04-30-2021
537
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scho63 11:50 AM 04-30-2021
Bring in the Hawk.

He's our resident porn perfectionist and aficionado.
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Bugeater 11:50 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
There is no way, . . . NO WAY!!!
I'M GONNA GIT YOU...YOU SUM BITCH...YOU'RE GOING AWAY TIL YOUR GRAY!


Junior, put the evidence in the car....
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TLO 11:50 AM 04-30-2021
540
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