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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Graystoke 11:35 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by ghak99:
I like these leaving forever threads. They make my groin tingle
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Bugeater 11:36 AM 04-30-2021
Cream?
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Bugeater 11:36 AM 04-30-2021
No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
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Bugeater 11:36 AM 04-30-2021
Captain, how soon can you land?
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Bugeater 11:36 AM 04-30-2021
I can't tell.
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Bugeater 11:36 AM 04-30-2021
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
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Bugeater 11:37 AM 04-30-2021
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
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Bugeater 11:37 AM 04-30-2021
Well, can't you take a guess?
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Bugeater 11:37 AM 04-30-2021
Well, not for another two hours.
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Bugeater 11:37 AM 04-30-2021
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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Bugeater 11:38 AM 04-30-2021
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Bugeater 11:38 AM 04-30-2021
Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady - got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
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Baby Lee 11:38 AM 04-30-2021
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
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Bugeater 11:38 AM 04-30-2021
Hey, home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man.
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Bugeater 11:38 AM 04-30-2021
I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see...
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