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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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seclark 10:39 AM 04-30-2021
play freebird!
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Bugeater 10:39 AM 04-30-2021
SOMEDAY THE MOUNTAIN MIGHT GET 'EM
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Bugeater 10:39 AM 04-30-2021
BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL
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BigRedChief 10:39 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Think I got these damn lyrics out of order but I don't really care
Damn your on a roll. Well done sir. :-)
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Bugeater 10:40 AM 04-30-2021
I'M AS FREE AS A BIRD NOTE
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Discuss Thrower 10:41 AM 04-30-2021
then the midgets
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Bearcat 10:41 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?
Woah, we're (almost) half way there
Wo-ah, livin' on a prayer
We'll get an answer or else we'll swear
Damnit patteau, that's totally unfair
Living on a prayer...
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BigRedChief 10:41 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by seclark:
play freebird!
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ptlyon 10:49 AM 04-30-2021
He's dead, Jim
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seclark 10:54 AM 04-30-2021
zed's dead, baby
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TLO 10:55 AM 04-30-2021
Closer to 1000
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Bugeater 11:07 AM 04-30-2021
DAMNIT JIM I'M A DOCTOR NOT A MECHANIC
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Bugeater 11:08 AM 04-30-2021
My hat blew off daddy
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Bugeater 11:08 AM 04-30-2021
I hope your goddamn head was in it
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Bugeater 11:10 AM 04-30-2021
Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
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