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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.

I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

Ming the Merciless 05:33 PM 04-30-2021

IowaHawkeyeChief 05:34 PM 04-30-2021
Did we sign this POS yet?
Deberg_1990 05:37 PM 04-30-2021
Anyone seen Mike Hunt around lately?
Ming the Merciless 05:38 PM 04-30-2021

Ming the Merciless 05:39 PM 04-30-2021

Bearcat 05:51 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by TLO:

IowaHawkeyeChief 05:54 PM 04-30-2021
I wonder if he took his air fryer?
BigRedChief 05:54 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
I have a feeling this will get to 1000 then like 40 CPers will have their own explanation
there is a definite finale that everyone will clearly understand.
Easy 6 05:57 PM 04-30-2021
I would ask where pawnmower gets that stuff, but no one really wants to know
BigRedChief 05:59 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
Damn, we definitely need more Paige now.
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vailpass 06:02 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
This was Chris solo.
He played zero Black Crows. And was booed for it.
That would also have pissed me off.
Baby Lee 06:03 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
This has been my constant imperative!!
Kman34 06:04 PM 04-30-2021
So we are still doing this??
TLO 06:05 PM 04-30-2021
We should be there by tomorrow
Baby Lee 06:06 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by dlphg9:
Butt fuck
I said what, what?
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