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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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lewdog 01:59 PM 04-29-2021
Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?
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B_Razz 02:03 PM 04-29-2021
I havent been here in 7 years, im just here to add to the post and to get to the post goal. Ok. see ya in another 7 years
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lewdog 02:09 PM 04-29-2021
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.


Fuck you!!!
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Titty Meat 02:11 PM 04-29-2021
I just want to let everyone know I have been the chosen messanger for Pat.
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Imon Yourside 02:11 PM 04-29-2021
So Pat really was Dick Cheney?
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Detoxing 02:12 PM 04-29-2021
Dang, Patt was Aaron Rodgers this whole time? Who knew...
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Prison Bitch 02:14 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
I just want to let everyone know I have been the chosen messanger for Pat.
The only messanger youíre asked to serve is fat |zach|
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Rain Man 02:14 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by B_Razz:
I havent been here in 7 years, im just here to add to the post and to get to the post goal. Ok. see ya in another 7 years
With patteeu no longer posting, we have an opening for a new person. Feel free to apply.
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Cave Johnson 02:24 PM 04-29-2021
Door, meet ass.
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ptlyon 02:28 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
With patteeu no longer posting, we have an opening for a new person. Feel free to apply.
Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
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seclark 02:30 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
you forgot time off to post on cp
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BigRichard 02:38 PM 04-29-2021
1/5 of the way there...
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Bearcat 02:48 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
Can you do any better on salary? What about mileage when I use my car? Gas ain't cheap, you know. And, uh, when I make long-distance calls, will they be monitored or is it on the honor system?
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TLO 02:52 PM 04-29-2021
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B_Razz 03:03 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
With patteeu no longer posting, we have an opening for a new person. Feel free to apply.
Ok maybe ill stick around, maybe I won't. We will see.
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