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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Pawnmower 11:52 PM 04-30-2021
if cdcox gets #1000 im.not gonna discord or chat or talk chess with him
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Pawnmower 11:54 PM 04-30-2021
viagra
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Rain Man 11:54 PM 04-30-2021
Back in the early 2000s I would play some online chess game. I'd play it late at night and would often end up playing against Siberian Russians.
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Fat Elvis 11:54 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
:-)
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LiveSteam 11:55 PM 04-30-2021
What
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Rain Man 11:55 PM 04-30-2021

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Pawnmower 11:56 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Back in the early 2000s I would play some online chess game. I'd play it late at night and would often end up playing against Siberian Russians.
I want to.tongue kiss your mouth
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Pawnmower 11:56 PM 04-30-2021
47 to go
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cdcox 11:58 PM 04-30-2021
Okay, won my first game of the evening.
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Pawnmower 11:59 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Okay, won my first game of the evening.
im.in love with you
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ptlyon 12:01 AM 05-01-2021
What I'm the actual F happened in here
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Pawnmower 12:03 AM 05-01-2021
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
What I'm the actual F happened in here
a couple dudes went to.france innocently and ended up fucking and playing chess while watching golf porn
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BryanBusby 12:05 AM 05-01-2021
Ketchup
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ptlyon 12:06 AM 05-01-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
a couple dudes went to.france innocently and ended up ****ing and playing chess while watching golf porn
Ah. Thank you.
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Pawnmower 12:07 AM 05-01-2021
Bryan busby's mom's pussy looks like it was splattered by ketchup
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