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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Pawnmower 11:09 PM 04-30-2021
900 mother truckers
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Pawnmower 11:10 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
That would be shocking, but yet at the same time explain the sudden departure. Still, I'm betting against this.
never bet against true love
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cdcox 11:10 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
900 mother truckers
Nein, it is mine.
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Clyde Frog 11:10 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
If your going to France, why not take gay lovers?

Why take sand to the beach?


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Pawnmower 11:10 PM 04-30-2021
I just took.3 viagra in real life
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Pawnmower 11:11 PM 04-30-2021
im.taking my pants off
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cdcox 11:11 PM 04-30-2021
Hey pawnmower, C4.
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Pawnmower 11:11 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Nein, it is mine.
you basterzd
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cdcox 11:12 PM 04-30-2021
We can knock this out tonight. No doubt you will mow me.
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Pawnmower 11:12 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Hey pawnmower, C4.
oh shit , English opening .

damn.


e5
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cdcox 11:13 PM 04-30-2021
e4
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Pawnmower 11:13 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
e4
e6

the French

like where patteu went with his 2 gay lovers
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cdcox 11:15 PM 04-30-2021
give me a sec, trying to set up a board.
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BigRedChief 11:16 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Clyde Frog:
Why take sand to the beach?


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good point. :-)
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Pawnmower 11:16 PM 04-30-2021
I apologize

I forced the French joke but you played

c4 e5
e4
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