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this thread has potential
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fuck, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 fucked up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow
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What the fuck? Dude. You have got to learn how to handle your liquor when you are trying to hook up. If you are out with the boys, get fucking wasted beyond belief. With chicks, you can't be fall-down, slurring, spill beer on yourself drunk.
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Speak for yourself.

Hahaha, I know what you mean though. Fortunately, my girlfriend and I adore each other when we're blacked out drunk.
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Its true what he says...I have much to learn in the way of drinking...

The only problem is last time I got blacked out drunk with her, it was one hell of a night...in a good way.
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I assume the gf is history now right?
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you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
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can u imageine how fucked up i am i called my mom pick me up?....


Literally how cuked up you have 2 be to call ur mom???
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:-):-):-)
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:-)
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There is nothing wrong with this dude.

I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza.

I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars.

I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home.

Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone?

BTW I puked in my moms Mazda Miata and don't think she wasn't pissed. Yes I had to clean and detail her car.
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Word.
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:-) :-)!!!!!!!!!!!

rep
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this could turn into a I'm leaving for ever thread
i will bow out now
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Tunnel?
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