If mother nature was the boss, yeah I could be Captain Planet.

It would be awesome if you landed this. Good luck dude.

Seriously, this chick that I work with. She makes it throb. Next break time I want to ask if I can climb on her. I will have a stiffy while talking to her like Ron Burgundy. I will be saying "how was you weekend" but in my mind I will be thinking "your chest looks yummy"
My Pastor says I shouldn't do that.
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Hope u land that job Go Boy ... ask if sexual favors come with it .....

Steelers Fan Accepts Drink From Bears Fans at Bar, Nearly Dies

So much for sportsmanship -- a Pittsburgh man is blind and left with brain damage after apparently being poisoned by fans of a rival team.

Zack Heddinger and a few friends traveled to Chicago to see the Steelers take on the Bears in September. After the Steelers lost, the group went to a bar for drinks. Heddinger and his pals started trash-talking with some Bears fans and things turned ugly.

"Basically, I guess, my buddies had gotten into an altercation and they offered a drink as a peacemaker from what I understand," Heddinger told WTAE-TV.

Shortly after drinking it, Heddinger collapsed. He was rushed to a nearby hospital, where his heart stopped four times. Doctors assumed he just had too much to drink, but they quickly realized there was something else going on.

"They thought it was antifreeze or something like that …because it was so strong," said Heddinger.

Doctors suspect the drink was spiked with toxic grain alcohol.

"I don’t think they tried to kill me. I think they tried to hurt me, but the killing came pretty close," said Heddinger.

Heddinger's family rushed to Chicago, after doctors called them and said he might not make it.

"I literally watched him say, within a matter of hours, 'I'm getting really scared. I can't see anything,'" said sister Lisa.

Heddinger is now back in Pittsburgh, undergoing oxygen treatment in an effort to regain his sight. Doctors, though, are not optimistic.

Back in Chicago, police are looking for the men who did this. They are not optimistic, either.

http://www.opposingviews.com/article...s-r-1258481417

U know it's going to be a bad day when u go to stir your cream and sugar before adding coffee to your cup. :-)

I can hear the Georgia rednecks installing them, their diction is Gawd damned hilarious.

If anyone's curious....

It's costs over $500.00 to get two lower ball joints replaced on a Ford F-150 Lariat...

Just a FUCKING FYI.

Shit.

There is a Home Depot bag blowing in the breeze here stuck in a apple tree out my window here at work…

DaKCMan AP is still Awesome.


...and just got 2 more UF/FSU student section MBA bloc tickets for $50ea. :-)

They're playing at Florida, right?

Yep. Senior day for Tebow, Spikes, et al.

The gf has student tickets and already got me a ticket with 1 extra. Then I found someone else willing to sell me 2 more for $50ea (lowest on stub hub is $163) and all 5 of our tix will be together, so should be fun. :-)

Before FSU's meltdown earlier this year, I would have given them a shot at pulling this one out. They have some talent and should make a game of it. Tebow better not go to sleep on this one for sure.

Have a good time man.

Dear Mexican Food, why must I love you so?

His last game ever in The Swamp? I doubt it. :-)

Thanks :-)