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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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HayWire 11:27 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
What brand of putter is that?
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mlyonsd 11:27 AM 04-29-2021
Well this sucks. First gaz and now pat.
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Pawnmower 11:32 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
I would like to know who this is and would also like for her to sit on my face

her name is page spiranac



my lord she is a fucking goddess



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Pawnmower 11:32 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by HayWire:
What brand of putter is that?

:-):-):-):-)
was hoping someone would notice
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Titty Meat 11:35 AM 04-29-2021
Not enough pics of dudes posted in here I'm out of this thread
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Hoopsdoc 11:39 AM 04-29-2021
We can do this.
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ClevelandBronco 11:41 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by patteeu:
Seriously, I am.


I know what youíre thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row Iím satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe Iím going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasnít a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. Itís in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I canít do that to you. Itís cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I canít allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So Iíve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendantís vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

I'd be grateful if you'd PM me a point of contact. You may have been the last sane man here.
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duncan_idaho 11:43 AM 04-29-2021
So... headed to prison for actions on Jan. 6, 2021?

^ thatís my guess.
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BigBeauford 11:43 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by vailpass:
You like the fatties there Canada?
I like women who look like they could carry a child. Not fatties, but not girls with a little boy's body with bolt-on boobs.
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Pawnmower 11:50 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by BigBeauford:
I like women who look like they could carry a child.

may I recommend Page Spiranac , m'lord?



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BigBeauford 11:55 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
may I recommend Page Spiranac , m'lord?


Hell yes you can.




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Prison Bitch 12:02 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by duncan_idaho:
So... headed to prison for actions on Jan. 6, 2021?

^ thatís my guess.


More posts like this^. Rep.
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Mr. Kotter 12:05 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by duncan_idaho:
So... headed to prison for actions on Jan. 6, 2021?

^ thatís my guess.
Great guess--and probably right on.
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BigRedChief 12:06 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
More posts like this^. Rep.
Thatís cool and all but I vote for more Paige.

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ptlyon 12:07 PM 04-29-2021
Sweet mother of God
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