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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Pawnmower 12:42 AM 05-01-2021
patteau = Kaitlyn jenner
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Pawnmower 12:42 AM 05-01-2021
patteau = ru Paul's cock
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BigRedChief 12:43 AM 05-01-2021
This feels like we still have a 3rd pick
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RubberSponge 12:43 AM 05-01-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Since we are less than 75 posts away..... the trusted poster to reveal the secret of Patteeu is....... one of the most beloved members on the Planet.

awesome

sorry bowser
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Pawnmower 12:44 AM 05-01-2021
patteau = Kaitlyn jenners clit
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Clyde Frog 12:44 AM 05-01-2021



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LiveSteam 12:44 AM 05-01-2021
Im nervous
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Pawnmower 12:44 AM 05-01-2021
patteau = Kaitlyn jenners nub
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LiveSteam 12:45 AM 05-01-2021
Bingo
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Pawnmower 12:45 AM 05-01-2021
patteau = Kaitlyn jenners vag
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BigRedChief 12:45 AM 05-01-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
Patteau = Kaitlyn jenner
Now heís gay for French transgender threesomes?
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LiveSteam 12:46 AM 05-01-2021
:-):-):-):-)
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Clyde Frog 12:46 AM 05-01-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
patteau = Kaitlyn jenners vag

Wouldnít he be the cock and balls if he disappeared?


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Clyde Frog 12:47 AM 05-01-2021
Good work fellow Shit posters. Going to bed now.


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Rain Man 12:49 AM 05-01-2021
Okay, here goes.

via GIPHY


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