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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Frazod 09:40 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
:-):-):-):-):-)

How long you waiting to drop that?
Something made me think of the old patio furniture joke and a bell went off. :-)
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Raiderhader 09:41 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Frazod:
What's argumentative and stays out all night?

patteeu furniture!


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scho63 09:41 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
had this one a couple of weeks ago. Charing the outside sealed the juices in the meat.
Well smack my ass and call me Judy!

Thats one primitive cut of meat.
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scho63 09:42 PM 04-30-2021
Closing in on 900
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scho63 09:42 PM 04-30-2021
If this turns out to be a hoax, he can be banned forever. Lol
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scho63 09:43 PM 04-30-2021
Dance, Music, Sex, Romance - Prince
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scho63 09:45 PM 04-30-2021
Sipping on a Glenfiddich 14 year Bourbon Barrel Reserve.

Two cubes
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vonBobo 09:50 PM 04-30-2021
So, any aviation fans in here?

Kind of annoyed the reference to DB Cooper is accompanied by a picture of the wrong plane.


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Fishpicker 09:59 PM 04-30-2021
are we there yet?
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2bikemike 09:59 PM 04-30-2021
What happens to all the casino cash when someone leaves forever? Should we have a contest to win it? What good is all that cash for anyway?
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2bikemike 10:00 PM 04-30-2021
BTW where does all that casino cash come from?
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ptlyon 10:11 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
Sipping on a Glenfiddich 14 year Bourbon Barrel Reserve.

Two cubes
One too many, unless you make them like mine
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ptlyon 10:12 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Fishpicker:
are we there yet?
Where. What?
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ptlyon 10:13 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
Well smack my ass and call me Judy!
Hi Judy. (always thought that was your real name)
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ptlyon 10:15 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell.
John fucking Mellencamp
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